One's Pondering

Short Story: Aiyo

A/N: A short story... *cough* Enjoy.

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The last thing he remembered was that he was taking a poop on the bathroom. The burrito that he had eaten that afternoon had started to work its magic, causing him to be held in the public bathroom. It made his stomach hurt and tiny glory hole as well.

Cursing a storm in his heart, he vowed to never eat burritos again as he did want to go through this experience once more.

But life must've been laughing at him as the moment he stood up after wiping his toosh, he somehow slipped on the floor and blacked out. The last thoughts on his mind was... I didn't even get to pull up my pants. Now who ever finds me will see my little brother and smell my discharge of churned and digested burrito in the toilet.

When he opened his eyes around this time... everything seemed to have increased in size and his point of view was strange. Opening his mouth, he cursed, "Woof!" Wo kao~¹!

His eyes widened. Nani?!!!!!! Why did he bark? He panicked and started whimpering. Suddenly, he froze. Why am I whimpering??? What great scientific sh*t has happened to me now?

As he was thinking, something approached him from behind and picked him up. He became so scared that his soul flew out and ascended to heaven at that moment, along with letting out the stinkiest fart.

*Boooop~*

Choking on his own malodorous fart, he almost died. How embarrassing would that be? To die from your own revolting fart. Ha. The gods were playing too much today.

A deep magnetic voice came from behind him, "Xiao Qie², are you okay? I didn't mean to scare you."

Today must've been national-holiday-surprise-him. He gulped and turned around. Seeing that familiar sexy face, he burst into tears.

If God took him right now, he would grab God by his shoulders and shake him so hard, salt and pepper would come out and season the world.

Seeing his dogs watery eyes, Da Qiang³ felt guilty. He played kisses on their face and pat their head, "Sorry... I won't do it again."

Yet another thunder strike came down upon him. Not only was he being held in his crush's arm, they kissed and patted him.

He blushed inwardly, until he saw something and got a nosebleed. His eyes rolled back and he fainted at that moment. Lord, thank you! I saw their bare chest and can now die happily!

Funny thing was... The next time he woke up, he was on the bathroom floor with his pants still pulled down. There was someone outside of his stall knocking on the door, "Ahhhh! Hurry up, please! I'm about to sh*t my pants literally!"

He didn't register what they were screaming about as he was still stuck up on what he had just experienced. Was it all his imagination... or did it actually happen. Then be heard a deafening cry of help, "Ahhh nooo!"

His mouth twitched as he smelled the devastation of the other man's misfortune. Covering his nose, he almost vomited from the intensity that his nostrils were attacked with. He swiftly pulled up his pants and walked out of the stall, not taking a look back at the poor man who had his legs clenched together. A mysterious brown liquid seeped down in between their legs.

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¹Wo Kao: '我靠' meaning 'fuck me'. Not literally, it's to express dissatisfaction at messing something up or having something go wrong.
²Xiao Qie: Tiny Eggplant
³Da Qiang: Big Gun (A/N: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )