-Freddy woke up and immediately pondered what had happened. It was weird how easily he could black out nowadays. Probably how many times Bonnie concussed him with melons. He probably had serious brain damage (or head damage considering he doesn't physically have a brain.) The weirdest thing was that he didn't feel any pain at all. Nowhere. Not even his face from when he tripped earlier. He looked around for Funtime Foxy and Bonbon, but they were nowhere to be seen. Freddy was in a large dark room that didn't seem to have doors or windows, but it did have a dramatic dark-bricked staircase in the middle that led to a higher platform. Suddenly, fire lit up in candleholders on the walls. They lit up in segments like in horror movies in games. Two on opposite sides lit up, then the next two, then the next two, and it kept going. There was a loud burst, followed by a silhouette popping out of the ground at the top of the staircase. Figure: BWAWBAWBBABWAWW!!! Freddy: Um... -Freddy was speechless. Freddy: Who... are you? -A fire lit up in front of the figure, revealing its face and its clothing. Freddy: Ew! -It was the paper-plate-topped man with the 12-inch red heels and the underwear that was now orange. He could now see his face for the first time...
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-Freddy was horrified. He felt like he could throw up at any second. Freddy: What... is that thing..? Figure: ME DA SECOORITY GORD!!! -It really was the security guard. No wonder why Bonnie had screamed out. This was the ugliest thing Freddy had ever seen. Security Guard: WHY U BE HERE BOI?!?!?! Freddy: I... I... -Freddy couldn't think of what to say. He was too focused on the guard's not-so-beautiful appearance. Freddy: I came to take back my soul. And Bonnie's. Security Guard: OHHHHHH!!! Freddy: You're the stupidity demon, right? Security Guard: ME MAME BE UMBRELLA!!!! -What kind of name was "Umbrella"? Honestly, that's like naming your kid "Fireplace". Umbrella: HAHAHAAGAHHAHA!! -Umbrella started choke and hack from his maniacal laugh. He coughed a weird orange substance up, then stood upright again. Freddy: Can you... give us back our souls? -Who asks a demon for their soul back? The answer was obviously going to be "no". Umbrella: I WOULD, BUT MY BEST FRIEND, FIREPLACE, HAS YOUR SOUL CONTRACTS!! I SOLD THEM TO HIM FOR 68¢!!!! -Fireplace? Really? But Freddy was concerned about two souls being sold for 68¢! And how this other guy's name Fireplace! What's next? Lamppost?! Freddy: 68¢?!? Umbrella: 68¢!! Freddy: WHY?! Umbrella: TODAY IS HIS SISTER, LAMPPOST'S, BIRFDAY AND HE WANTED TO GET HER SOMETHING THAT WASN'T A BOOK!! -Seriously. Lamppost. Why did every name Freddy think of come true? Freddy sighed. Freddy: Where can I find this "Fireplace" and "Lamppost?" -Freddy did air quotes when he said that. Umbrella: THEY BE IN DAISY GORGE!!! Freddy: Where's Daisy Gorge?! Umbrella: IT ABOUT A MILE FROM HERE!!! I CAN TELEPORT YOU THERE IF YOU WANT!!! Freddy: Sure. Fine. Okay. Umbrella: ONE COOST!! -Coost? Was that even a word? Freddy: Coost? Umbrella: COST!! Freddy: Oohhh. Continue. -Umbrella motioned both of his arms out to the ground. Out of a hole that Freddy had just noticed, he pulled out a large, black, transparent bubble. In it he could see... Freddy: Puppet? -Puppet sat in the bubble calmly although he looked like he could be banging against the bubble's wall in desperate search for help. Umbrella: CAN I KEEP IT?! PLEASE?! Freddy: What?! Of course not!!! Umbrella: NO MUPPET, NO TELEPORT!! -Freddy thought. He barely knew Puppet, and two lives were greater than one on the scale. It's not like Puppet was going to die or anything. Freddy: Mmm... Fine. Keep him. Just take me to Daisy Gorge. -Puppet gave Freddy a desperate look. It was too late for Puppet. Umbrella: OKAY!! YOU'LL BE OUT IN FIV!! FOR!!! TREE!!!!! TOO!!!! -Umbrella snapped. Umbrella: One.
