Ugly 18: Pancakes Gallore!

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-Freddy was woken up by Funtime Foxy shaking him.
Funtime Foxy: Freddy? Freddy?
-Unconscious again? How many times did he need to be knocked out in a day?! His vision focused in on Funtime Foxy's worried face.
Freddy: Whaaaat?
-Funtime Foxy offered his hand to Freddy to help him stand, but once again, Freddy refused and stood up on his own. He had noticed something was different.
Freddy: Where's... Bonbon?
-Funtime Foxy shrugged.
Funtime Foxy: I woke up quite a distance away from here. According to maps, there's a west wing, a north wing, an east wing, and a south wing. I woke up between the west and south wings. Right now we're between the east and south wings.
-Freddy thought. If you pictured it in your head, the areas where they woke up were in thirds. If Funtime Foxy was right about the wings and such, then Bonbon had to be in the north wing!
Freddy: I think I know where Bonbon is. Let's go.
Funtime Foxy: Wait— But—
-Freddy dragged Funtime Foxy as they entered a dark and rather creepy hallway. It was entirely made up of this weird dull blue metal and had pipes all along the walls.
Funtime Foxy: It's so dark in here! I can barely see a thing!
Freddy: You got a flashlight.
-Funtime Foxy felt around himself, then shook is head.
Funtime Foxy: You?
-Freddy felt all around himself just how Funtime Foxy had. He felt a strange rectangular object lodged into one of the holes in his hips. He ripped it out to see a familiar fancy phone case with a severely cracked screen. He swiped up, giving him a myriad of options. He picked the one that was shaped like a flashlight and held it up. The light wasn't terrible, but it wasn't great. It had a weird yellow color to it.
Funtime Foxy: You has a phone this whole time?! But I thought that you dropped it when we first met you!
Freddy: Hold that thought.
-He needed to check something first. He went into the call settings and went to recent. Foxy was at the very top. He clicked "Foxy" and the phone began vibrating. He held it up to his ear in case he heard Taylor Swift's voice, but nothing came through but the robotic voice that lets you send voice mail. Freddy pressed the number that let him send a voice message. Just in case. The phone beeped.
Freddy: Hey, uh, I'm getting closer to getting out of this place. I met a few people and it ended up with me at some sort of factory. Also, I met three animatronics. I'll tell you about them later if I get out. Right now I'm with someone named Funtime Foxy...
-Freddy looked at Funtime Foxy Who was looking at Freddy with a "Who are you talking to" expression.
Freddy: So— yeah. Call me back if you can. Or message, I don't really care. Bye— I guess.
-Then Freddy stopped it and clicked "send."
Funtime Foxy: Who's that?
Freddy: Someone from my pizzeria.
Funtime Foxy: Name?
-If he told him her name, he wouldn't believe him.
Freddy: Not important.
Funtime Foxy: Oooooo..! You got a giiirlllfriiiiieeeend?
Freddy: No.
Funtime Foxy: Boyfriend?
Freddy: Eww! Heck no!
Funtime Foxy: Then whooooo?
-Why did he want to know SO bad?
Freddy: Fine. It's Taylor Swift.
Funtime Foxy: Oh. Cool.
-Not the response he was expecting.
Freddy: Ever... heard of them?
Funtime Foxy: Nope.
-Wow. Just wow.
Freddy: Anyway, we need to get a move-on.
-Freddy found a large map on the wall and gazed at it. The "you are here" point was in the southeast section of the factory. Just ahead of them was a hall that led to the mixing area, where they mix the ingredients together in one large cauldron.
Freddy: If we get to the mixing center, we can easily get to the north part of this place. Got it?
Funtime Foxy: I mean, I guess.
Freddy: Great. Let's go.
-Freddy grabbed Funtime Foxy and speed-walked in the dark while using the phone as a flashlight. They reached a T-hall, so he decided to go right. Soon enough, they were at a large door that led to a large room with a large pot in the middle with a giant whisk stuck in it. It was emitting a buzzing sound as it was swiftly stirring the liquid. However, around the pot thing, were tons and tons of conveyor belts. Big enough to hide behind. He gazed around. There were several other doors leading to other halls. There were signs next to the doors, but they were really far away and it was really dark.
Funtime Foxy: Well? What now?
Freddy: Shhhhhhhhh!!
-Funtime Foxy stared with a half-eyed look. He whispered:
Funtime Foxy: What do we do now?
-Freddy tried to remember which door. If they came from the southeast, then the next door should be a little to the right. Unfortunately, his train of thought was interrupted by one of the closed doors bursting open. The metal hinges squeaked as a giant, ovular, brown, spotted, ten-legged creature bursted in and screeched.
Freddy: What the heck?!
-Freddy looked over at Funtime Foxy, who looked genuinely afraid.
Funtime Foxy: Po-potato monster!
-Funtime Foxy slammed Freddy down behind the conveyor belt, along with himself.
Freddy: A What?
Funtime Foxy: A potato monster! They're very rare. They used to guard farms and stuff until they got sued for walking on grass.
Freddy: Walking in grass? That's stupid. Everyone walks on grass.
Funtime Foxy: The grass was exotic, purple, plaid, from a small island in Asia, and was about a million dollars for just one seed.
Freddy: How do you remember all that?
Funtime Foxy: I dunno, but we need to be quiet! It tracks sound and motion!
-Freddy peaked from behind the conveyor to see the potato monster sniffing the pot. It was closer now. It continued to get closer and closer. Freddy whispered with as little voice as he could:
Freddy: We can't stay here! We gotta move!
-Funtime Foxy nodded.
Funtime Foxy: You lead.
-Freddy rolled his eyes and crawled alongside the conveyor belt with Funtime Foxy behind him. Apparently, this place had more than just potato monsters. Many naked grapes with four stick-figure legs came from around the corner. Freddy stared in confusion. Pure and total confusion.
Freddy: Um... America explain?
Funtime Foxy: Those are grapes that surgeries were done on! They crawl around and attack people and take their skin so they can repair themselves!
-Take their skin? What the heck? What kind of creature takes skin to put on itself?
Freddy: But we don't even have skin!
Funtime Foxy: We have a metal shell, right?
-Oh gosh. The grapes screamed and pointed towards them like a riot.
Grape: SEIZE THEM!!
-Then they all shouted and ran for them. Freddy screeched and ran the other way, almost bumping into Funtime Foxy.
Funtime Foxy: EEK!
-Freddy picked the nearest hall and ran down it. He picked the first room on his left and dashed in. He waited for Funtime Foxy, then locked the door. The army of grapes and the potato monster were pounding against the door's window. Then another potato monster joined in.
Freddy: What do we do?! The door won't hold!
Funtime Foxy: I dunno! Look around for something!
-Freddy scanned the room. There was some machinery, but most importantly, a window and a large bookshelf.
Freddy: Let's barricade the door!
Funtime Foxy: With That?
-He pointed to the massive shelf.
Funtime Foxy: That's all the way across the room!
Freddy: Got any better ideas?
-Funtime Foxy hesitated.
Funtime Foxy: Fine.
-Soon enough, they blocked the door with the giant bookshelf. Some of the books fell to the ground.
Funtime Foxy: What now? We're stuck.
Freddy: Not for long.
-Freddy gestured to the window.
Funtime Foxy: Do you know how high up we are?
Freddy: Again, do you have a better idea?
Funtime Foxy: Ughhhhhhh. No.
Freddy: Then come.
-Freddy went over to the window, unlocked it, and climbed out. There was a small sill outside the window that looped the whole building, but he had to hold onto the wall at all times.
Funtime Foxy: Are you sure about this? Earlier today, me and someone else were on a very steep edge just like this one and it didn't end very wellll...
Freddy: AGAIN. ANY BETTER IDEAS?
-Funtime Foxy just gave Freddy a half-eyed stare. They moved along the wall silently. Every window that came, Freddy peaked into it to see  if there was any sign of a sign that said "NORTH WING" because he had seen a sign that said "EAST WING." Right when they were looping a corner, Bonbon came from the other direction.
Freddy: Bonbon?
Bonbon: Freddy?
Funtime Foxy: Funtime Foxy?
Freddy: What are you doing out here? At least we found you.
Bonbon: I was caught stealing a pancake and they sent little orange gremlin things after me!
Freddy: Stole a pancake? That's why they're all riled up. But why would you do that?
Bonbon: I was hungry. Now let's go!
-Bonbon ran under Freddy and Funtime Foxy's feet and into a window that was slightly open. He climbed onto a small lamp and opened it all the way. Freddy and Funtime Foxy waltzed in, then Bonbon closed it. They were in a room that Freddy didn't recognize at all.
Bonbon: Lamppost said there was a nether portal in here somewhere, right?
Freddy: I think, yeah.
-Bonbon pulled out a minimap and looked around on it. He pointed to an exact spot with his finger.
Bonbon: There! Right outside the west wing on the very-bottom floor. It's its own room.
Freddy: Okay. Great. I'm guessing we're in the east wing because a few windows back I saw a sign that said so.
Funtime Foxy: Does That mean more walking?
Freddy: Mhm.
Funtime Foxy: Ughhhhh. It's suuuch a looooong waaaaalk!
Freddy: I'm more worried about those grapes and those potatoes!
Funtime Foxy: We'll never get past those things!
Bonbon: I'm sure we'll find some way to outsmart them.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 13, 2019 ⏰

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