-Forever young✔-

Chapter41

BEYS POV

*1 month after the wedding*

My full bladder woke me by nearly bursting under Jays big fat head. He always ends up laying in between my legs and it makes me so passionately angry because he knows I have to pee in the mornings, so why does he chose to lay right on my bladder? Ugh why did I marry this fool? Life is so hard honestly.

I rolled my husband over so that he was moved off of me and immediately made a break for the en suite. I didn't even make it a foot away from my bed before my legs formed a pool of Beyoncé Beneath me. Fuck! Now I have to drag myself to the bathroom, because my morning after sex legs are being sons of bitches. WHY IS GOD PUNISHING ME? SOMEBODY TELL ME HE AINT BELIEVING THAT ILLUMINATI BULLSHIT TOO.

Finally I was able to get to the bathroom and handle my business. I opened the door to see one of my biggest pet peeves of all and the reason jay is good to have my foot up his ass when he wakes up.

He left the toilet seat up.

That boy best pray I exhale the bad mood out of me before he wakes up because I am damn near throwing his ass on the couch tonight.

After I did my thang, I washed my hands and face and brushed me teeth. I then sprayed some perfume on my naked body and hobbled back in to the bedroom. Jay was not laying on the bed which was fantastic because lord knows he was getting it when I see him.

After I put on some pyjama shorts and a cropped top, I walked into my dressing room to handle my hair. I put some products and sprays and threw it into a high messy bun after giving up on a neat one. I then put on some mascara and a my gold chain that jay bought me ABOUT A WEEK AGO, WEEK AGO.

When I walked back into the bedroom, I stood infront of my full body mirror and stared at my body. I had been working out 3 hours a day and eating nothing but fish and salad since the wedding. Still the pregnancy fat was there. Jay keeps telling me to stop and chill out but I ain't never listen to a man who can't put a motherfucking toilet seat down.

Suddenly I could feel a set of abs against my back and two muscly arms slid across my stomach and wrapped around my waist. As soon as I felt his lips on my neck, my plans of getting my finest pair of flip flops and smacking my husband silly with them were forgotten. I will get my loving and then tell him off.

Jay put a hand on my chin and moved my head to face him.

"Stop being so self conscious baby. You have the body of a goddess! I don't understand why you keep trying to trade it in for the body of a 9 year old." His lips laid on mind and smacked away from them. I licked his minty taste off my mouth and turned around.

"Jay?"

"Yes Mrs Carter?"

"Do you love me?" He scrunched up his eyebrows and squinted his eyes.

"Of course I love you why would you even ask me that."

"In that case I want to show you some things." I held his hand and dragged him seductively to the bathroom. Ha. His dumb ass prolly think he's about to get some.

"Do you see that?" I asked pointing to the toilet.

"Uh, yeah it's a toilet."

"Okay well I'm glad you know that much. What can you tell me about the toilet seat?"

"I can tell you that it is closed, just how you like it baby" he leaned In to kiss me but I grabbed his lips.

"Shawn Corey Carter, would you like to explain to me why I had to put the seat down today?" He went silent. "Why is it that every damn day, I have to have this conversation with you? What rule did I lay down as soon as we moved in together?" He sighed and looked at the floor, kicking his feet like a child.