𝐋𝐈𝐋 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 - 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐔𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒

TWENTY FIVE

SKRT SKRT HOES

deborah zebra
oh jeepers
i've done something not too good

augustus waters
oh no what's happened
you better tell us
darlin'
yes tell us ur mistake
we won't judge

deborah zebra
good joke !
but pls don't ban me from ur group
love u hoes🥰

augustus waters
if you don't tell us we will

deborah zebra
may have done something with george.....

darlin'
oh no
oh no no no
OLIVIA U STUPID BITCH WHY
augustus waters
what she fucking said

deborah zebra
LET ME EXPLAIN
it was christmas, i was lonely and drunk and he was literally at my front fucking door

augustus waters
olivia, i've been at your front door and u don't fuck me
pls just admit that u feel something for george
....and not literally
darlin'
honesty yes !!! nd how could u literally go on HOLIDAY with josh knowing u have done THAT with george
get some braincells...
and don't break poor josh's heart

deborah zebra
guys calm the fuck down
yes i did like george but i'm with josh now and that night was just a tiny blip, alright i still love josh and won't stop for a while

augustus waters
lets go back to that next month and count how many times you've fucked george then yeah?

deborah zebra
actually fuck you ansel
out of all the people i thought u would understand bc you weren't just a two-timer oh fuck no try four-timer

darlin'
um
excuse me
what

DEBORAH ZEBRA HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION

darlin'
you better fess up elgort