THIRTY FOUR

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liked by livvy_blackwell, im_allexx and 56,390 others
legitmemeulous ☕️

user1 that hat >>>>>
user2 we love a powerful feminist couple
willne where have you two fucked off to now
        ↳legitmemeulous somewhere you ⠀⠀⠀⠀couldn't afford peasant
        ↳im_allexx i could with my 900K ⠀⠀⠀⠀though so it's alright lads
joshe r u sitting on a mountain
        ↳livvy_blackwell yes josh that is 100% ⠀⠀⠀⠀what we're doing right now, my ⠀⠀⠀⠀favourite past time!

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six figures he's only five foot four
george really likes you, you know
like REALLY
he usually hates everyone
but he doesn't actually mind you

the blonde one from abba
wow i just feel so privileged
but like why are you texting me
what is the special occasion

six figures he's only five foot four
nothing
honestly
just thought i'd let you know
so treat him nice or you might become one of us

the blonde one from abba
i doubt that's all but ok
love u alex
see u soon
i'll bring u back a gift

six figures he's only five foot four
it better be a fucking sombrero

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memeulous' girlfriend
will
what is george planning on doing
because alex text me saying how much george likes me
what IS HE PLANNING TO DO
YOU BETTER TELL ME

nonce
why are you shouting
i have no fucking clue
i didn't even know you were away
#snakes

memeulous' girlfriend
will ur such a shit liar
i know you know
because i literally told you before we left
WE CAME TO YOUR APARTMENT
so fess up u twat
what. is. he. doing.

nonce
ok fine i am a shit liar
but i'm not fucking telling you
he would murder me
like really and truly

memeulous' girlfriend
ill get it out of one of u sometime
i just WILL
well fuck u
your not getting any gift

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