Eeveelutions-Everyday Life

Chapter Eleven - Weak and Impotent

Stella's POV

Walking into the kitchen, I saw that Vaporeon sat at the table. She smiled at me, and took a drink from the coffee pot. I tried to copy her, but she stopped me.

"He-y Eevee, you can't drink coffee, it's bad for you." She took the pot away from me and held it high.

"Aye, but Daddy lets me drink it!" I protested, before realising what I said.

Vaporeon started at me and took a swing of her drink. "I don't care if- wait. Daddy? Who's your daddy?"

I shafted from foot to foot, staring at the ground. "Uh, well, Daddy has Yellow spiky fur and he has a cut ear and wears a weird thingy in his ears, and he-"

"That's enough, kid, but you're telling me that Jolteon's your dad?" Vaporeon cut me off.

"Uh, yeah, don't tell anyone." I started, Vaporeon nodded. "I have a question to ask you though,"

"Okay go ahead, kid." She said.

"Aight, so, is Espeon a psychopath?"

"W-where'd you learn that word?"

"Big-sis-Sylveon taught me. She also taught me words like fu-"

"Really? Did she?" I nodded. "I'm having a chat with her. And no, I don't think Espeon's a psychopath. And I don't think you should either."

Espeon walked in, kissing Vaporeon on the forehead, emotionless. Those guys are good together. They should get married some day. Not tommorow, but like, maybe the day after. Actually, no.

My thoughts were interrupted when Sylveon piped up, "Hey guys, I'm hungry!"

"Hi hungry, I don't care." Vaporeon snapped back, "Get your own food, lazy."

Sylveon scowled and popped some toast into the toaster (toaster is my favourite electric device). Umbreon and Jolteon came in, both taking seats opposite Vaporeon and Espeon.

"Merry Christmas guys!" Leafeon yelled from the corridor, holding Flareon's hand as they walked in together.

Jolteon looked confused. "It's Christmas? Today? Are you sure?" Espeon nodded. "The shops have kept that quiet." Umbreon just rolled her eyes at him.

"Yes, Jolteon, it's Christmas. And you're forgetting your daughter, you lazy slum." Espeon nodded towards me.

"What? Eevee's not my-"

"You can drop the act, Yellow, we all know." Umbreon nudged his side. I looked away.

"Sorry, Stel, it's just that Miss BetterButter over here forgot to tell me." Jolteon told me, stroking my ears.

"But Daddy, who are you talking about?" I cock my head to the left a little bit. "Your nicknames are weird."

"Isn't it obvious? I'm talking about knuckle headed Espeon over there." He explained, pointing at her. She scoffed and turned back to Vaporeon.

"I don't understand." I said.

"Well, Espeon's always complaining that 'I can't believe it's not butter' isn't butter. So she has to have only the best butter. Ridiculous, really." Jolteon continued to explain.

"It's not butter, you idiot, clue's in the name." Espeon rolled her eyes.

"Daddy your nicknames make no sense." I pointed at him accusingly.

"Yeah, well, I have a nickname for you young lassie. It's Brat. It's a combination of brat and rat." He responded, poking my head. I flinched away from him.

"Yeah, well, how come you're just a dumb-headed, stupid-ass, idiotic, fucking ridiculous old hag and a freak, huh?" I threw back at him. The others gasped. "Yeah, surprise surprise, little Stella knows bad words! Talk to Sylveon about that, by the way."

Everyone paused.

"Eevee-" Flareon started. Time seemed to start again, each person's brain clicking back on. Jolteon was now mopping up orange juice that he had thoroughly over-filled. Espeon was picking up her toast that she had dropped on the floor in shock. Sylveon's toast was fully blackened. Leafeon has just realised the burns he had obtained from placing his whole hand on the induction hob. (or maybe they were burns from someone else 😏)

"Don't even get me started on you, you're nothing but weak and impotent. I'm gonna go to my room. пока, суки!"

The toaster pinged just as I sassy-walked out the room.

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A/N

oki so maybe stella's a bit outta character let's say she's time skipped to eight years old

aight so requests are open :)

пока суки!

~Thor xx