Willow's POV
I peered through the window on the kitchen door to see Flareon and Leafeon talking. I couldn't hear what they were saying but I paid attention and tried to read their lips. I saw Flareon grab Leafeon by the hand and drag him through to the kitchen, so I broke away from Glaceon and followed them here. I always had my suspicions about those two being together, but I dare not say anything for the fear of Jolteon listening in. If only he knew about this.
I pressed my ear up to the door and tried to listen as well as I could.
"I broke two"
No, that wasn't right.
"Flare, you're drunk"
Oh, that explains it.
"Kiss my ass"
What? No. Maybe I'm a little drunk. Vaporeon did tell me not to drink the punch but I did anyway. It smelled good!I gave up on listening and just stared through the window. What happened next was such a shocking shock I thought I was gonna die. Actually, I should've seen this coming.
Leafeon took a step closer to Flareon. Flareon stood up on his tiptoes to kiss Leafeon. They didn't pull away for aaages and I thought they were stuck together, like leeches.
I gasped and fell to my knees, mock surprise plastered across my face. I got ready to shriek happily but I was cut off my a dark paw covering my mouth. The hand withdrew and I span around on my knees to confront whatever just assaulted me.
"Umbreon! I see you woke up from your nap!""Yeah, yeah. You shouldn't be here."
"Neither should you."
"Get up, you idiot, you look like you're praying."
I hastily pushed myself to my feet and sighed. "So, what do you wanna do now?"
"Don't ask me, Sylveon, it's your party"
I pretended to think hard, scratching my chin. Suddenly I jumped up, bouncing up and down with excitement. "Ooh, ooh, we should play truth or dare!!"
"No."
"Pleeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeease??" I begged, staring into her red eyes.
"No. Not after last time."
"It won't be like last time! I promise!"
"Really? So there won't be any balloons?"
"No, ma'am"
"No ice cubes?"
"Nope!"
"And you'll behave?"
"Aye, you can count on me!" I agreed, saluting with my top left ribbon. Umbreon still didn't look impressed. So I used my eevee eyes and eventually she caved. She nodded lightly at me, but that was all I needed. I shrieked in delight and ran out of the hallway, yelling.
"Hey, everyone! Let's play truth or dare! It was Umbreon's idea!" I grinned at Umbreon, nudging her shoulder. She rolled her eyes at me and sat down on the carpet."Let's just get this over and done with, yeah?"
Jolteon, Espeon and Glaceon walked in the room and sat down on the carpet as well. Espeon looked extremely unimpressed.
"This game is so childish. How about we play something else?""Aww, come on Espy, don't be a prick" Jolteon gave me a thumbs up as he talked more freely than usual.
"Jolty, are you drunk?" I asked, staring at him.
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Eeveelutions-Everyday Life
Humor"Jolteon you can't cook a croissant!" "What are you guys doing? There's a fire!" "Yes, Sylveon, the dress is too slutty!" I DO NOT OWN POKÉMON OR ANYTHING SO YEAH ONLY THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE KINDA OKAY ENJOY THE BOOK XXX