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☼ 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 ☼

♡ jimin's pov ♡

When Sungwoon pulled into my driveway I felt a sense of pure joy, because I was home, and that means I cAN LAY IN MY FUCKING BeD.

I quickly grab my bag and get out of the car, I walk up to the front door and get ready to unlock it, but when I turn the handle it opens by itself, which means me or taemin forgot to lock the goddamn door and we could've been robbed.

we love some huge dumbasses :-).

Once inside, I take of my shoes and tell sungwoon to do the same because I don't want some crusty dusty ass footprints all over my floors.

I place my backpack on the ground and make my way to the kitchen where Sungwoon already is, snacking on my fucking hot Cheetos- did he ask? no- am I offended? yes.

"Ahem- excuse me bITCH- did you fucking ask to eat my hot Cheetos?"

"did you ask me if you could exchange nudes with my cousin?"

"fair point, you can have some- just leave some of them, I promised taemin-hyung I would."

"you're a whipped bitch for taemin-hyung."

"No- I'm just a nice roommate."

"You're a whipped bitch,  if this was to have been saved for anyone else, they'd already be gone." 

"Not true."

"Totally is but go off I guess."

I roll my eyes because I'm not a whipped bitch, and if I was, I'm nOt gonna be a whipped bitch for taemin-hyung.

"Okay- anywhore, do you want to watch something in my room, or the living room, because if you want to watch it in the living room I have to go grab the face mask stuff I wanted to try out and bring it down here."

"you spend to much time in your room we're watching it down here."

I give him a glare, because firSt of all, I do NOT spend to much time in my room, and sEcond of all, my room doesn't deserve such disrespect.

"Okay, just givE me a second"

I dash up the stairs, praying that I don't fucking slip, and open the door to my bedroom to reveal....
that I need to clean my room.

Why is it so messy??? I don't remember it being that fucking messy when I left this morning, unless it was and I just didn't pay attention.

I decide to save my mess for later, and walk to my bathroom to grab this new face mask I wanted to try out.

okay, listen, I'm not usually one for trying out face masks- but I saw it on jeffree's channel and decided that I must try it for the greater good.

wait, i feel like i'm forgetting something????  i quickly put the face mask stuff down, and look around, and that's when my eyes landed upon my pants.

the thing i have forgotten was to free my legs from their own personal hell,  aka my pants. i shimmy off my pants and throw on a pair of pajama shorts that i found on my floor.

i then proceed to grab the face mask stuff, and make my ways out my room, walk down the stairs without falling on my ass, which is surprising based o how fuckin clumsy i am and how much my socks hate me and chose to be slippery assholes.

when i reach the living room, i see that sungwoon has already set out snacks and drinks, he also got the tv set up for what we're watching,
what a nice friend, a bitch might be tearing up a lil.

just kidding, I'm a bad bitch, so I never cry.
lmao who am I kidding.
I cry all the time, especially when people ask me if I'm cryin.

Sungwoon must've heard me come in because he turned around.

"So, I've decided, that we're gonna be watching supernanny, because she has the most patience I've ever seen. She deals with kids that seem like they've crawled directly out of Satan's ass, she also deals with parents who don't want to listen too, so."

"super nanny, really out here being that Bitch, huh."

"she really is."

I seat myself on the couch and pull taemin down next to me so that we can frIckIn cuddle because I'm COLD.

we were about halfway through episode 5 when the door opened, and people entered the house.

"taemin-ssi, this is a very nice house you have, do you live alone??"

I immediately shoot up from the position I'm sitting in, Sungwoon looks at me weird.

I put my finger to my lips as if to signify to be quiet.

"It's Wonho." I mouth to Sungwoon, and his eyes widen, as he understands what I said.

he quietly gets up from the couch, and pauses the tv, we sit and listen to see if they're  coming towards us.

"actually I live here with jimin."

Sungwoon and I where about to book it up to my room when another voice popped in.

"Jimin lives here with you??"

"Obviously he does hoseok, he was here when we spent the night, remember??"

Fuck.
Not only is Wonho here, but Seokjin aND Hoseok tOo????
w h y
why are they here.

my thoughts were interrupted by the sound of their footsteps coming near.

now don't get me wrong, I like all of the people that are with taemin-hyung, I do. But I'm really not in the mood to deal with them and their bullshit.

I look at Sungwoon and it seems we both know what we need to do. I hold up my hand and slowly start to count to three, once my fingers show three, we both quietly run out of the living room and up the stairs towards my room.

this plan would have been fool proof right???
yeah, it could've, until I decided to fucking FALL.

it's not like I fell on purpose, I slipped.

"What was that?"

panic begin to fill me as soon as i heard those words.

"its nothing, something probably fell, it happens all the time."

once those words left taemin's mouth, i knew it was my last chance to make it up to my room without being spotted.

And boy did I take that chance, and this time, I made it safely to my room.

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- g ♡