edward and jacob were secretly gay for each other. they always touched each other's... HEARTS. one day while they were doing the nasty... and by the nasty i mean cleaning the bathroom JEW-lia walked in with a spray can.
"hey JEW-lia what's poppin granny"
"y'all gay asf i can smell it."
"nah that's just your nasty ass toilet"
"oh lol."
as she walked out the two very homosexual boys looked at each other.
"man, that was a close one."
"yeah i don't think i could ever admit how homo i am for you. or how much i like going on my knees with your small balls in my hand... to pray that god will forgive us."
just then, logan paul came out of the toilet.
"y'all i'm pretty gay too. wanna get married. i'll give you my balls."
all three homosexuals shook their heads. their mouths watered at the thought of new balls.
but too bad. because they died too. everyone's dead. everyone dies.
except that old bitch JEW-lia, she lived with bella and touched her balls. i guess granny JEW-lia was pretty LeSBiAn.
