Stuff for Stuffy Reasons of Stuffness

Don't ask.

It's seriously better if you don't.

Just like my sanity, just don't question it.

People might get hurt...

Anyways!

I am doing this because (add reason for being weird here).

I'm just gonna blabber. Put down my thoughts. Share them with the WORLD! Sounds fun, I know right.

Cus what better way for you to spend your afternoon then listen to me talk about random shit.

Oh, by the way, there may or may not be swearing involved in this book.

Just a heads up.

And since I'm the #1 procrastinator in the world, or country... or my family..... I can't be bothered to check right now. This is forcing me to get off my lazy ass and think! My way of teaching myself to stop being a lazy fuck. Yes, I am insulting myself, feel free to join in. No joke.

So I will talk, or write, writing's good, about random things that pop into my head that you may or may not (most likely not) read. Just to be heard... or read. Because I have too much free time on my hands and apparently you do too because your sitting there, or whatever, standing on your head maybe, reading me babbling for no god damn reason. Entertainment maybe? Or maybe just curious of what the stuffness is about in this book, or maybe, just maybe you're mostly sane and have left already to go read something actually worth your time or just giving up on this website, or app, completely and gone to do something with your life. I salute you my friend. You don't mind if I call you friend? Yes...?

Okay, I'll stop.

To be perfectly honest... who am I kidding, who is honest on the internet?

No one, not even politicians. Bunch of high school girls. Or act like that anyway.

What was I talking about...?

Oooh yeah! Content of book or whatever.

So yeah, basically what I said. Random shit that pops into my highly unstable mind. But feel free to suggest a topic you want me to delve into and use my inner workings to interpret it in the most un-useful and ridiculous way possible. If ya like that sorta thing.

So I'm gonna go now.

Comment if ya want to see more or if you want to bag the bejesus outta me.

Or no comment... that's cool too bro.

Can I call ya bro?

I'm just gonna shut up now, kay?

...Bye.