Stuff for Stuffy Reasons of Stuffness

Do I Look Impressed?

(Dedicated to all those girls out there whose had a complete and utter douche bag within 10 ft of them)

Look at my face. Do you honestly think, as you're standing ten centimetres away from me, pretending to grind on me, that I look impressed with the way you're treating me? No? Good. Then we understand each other.

What is with all these fucking idiots, strutting around and thrusting their junk into my line of vision. Last time I recall, that's not how you get a girlfriend. That's how you become a male stripper. An underpaid, low business, living on the streets, male fucking stripper. Yeah, you might seem cool to your friends as you rub your dick across my back as you walk behind me as I'm seated, but in reality, you're not so different to a slut.

So I have this lovely class that I absolutely adore soooo much, especially since the only other girl in it has moved away. It's basically the reason I come to school. Because who doesn't love a classroom full of half-brained hormonal, testosterone driven douche bags. Oh right, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON ON THIS PLANET!

So in this class, I'm now the only girl actually attending. There use to be three, one swapped out after realising how many boys where there, and now the other's moved. So, I've had my first lesson of being alone. I had finished my project, handed it in, now I have two hours to do whatever the fuck I want. So, naturally, it's onto Wattpad I go.

And then it happens.

First the swearing. There are sooo many ways to irritate a girl, swearing isn't one of them. No. It's purposely swearing then going up into your face and apologising for being rude because you "shouldn't swear in front of a girl". What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Does it look like I give a crap about the shit that spews forth from your mouth as you gossip with your friends. Every ten second it's either, "Oh, I'm sorry Raven, I didn't mean to say (insert profanity of choice here) in front of you" or "Fuck, I'm sorry, shit, I shouldn't of done that Raven, will you forgive me?"

Hahaha, you guys, I love how you absolutely don't care. But I don't think you're realising here that the feeling is mutual. No, wait, you all just share a brain. Just drop a bomb on that class and you would improve the gene pool massively.

Now, supervisor, I know you were just trying to help, give these boys some etiquette. But do you honestly think that's possible? I've dealt with that shit for two years and they've only gotten worse. And it's your fault for the recent epidemic of heart felt apologies. I'm sure without realising it, you just put out there a sexist comment, and giving fuel to the fucking fire.

Back to the boys. There's this one guy, that stands out from them all. I have no words to describe the complete and utter imbecile that he is. I would like to name him to expose him to the fury of the internet, buuut you guys probably might not care. And I would also get into deep shit if I did. So let's just call him Dick Head.

Anyway, sitting there reading, then Dick Head, the face of all things fucked up with boys, calmly approaches me and stands a short distance away. After quickly saying "Watch this!" joyfully to his friends my mind quickly goes "your gonna do something totally inappropriate now, aren't you you fucking Dick Head?"

And right on que, he starts to grind. Facing me. With a gap you can't even fit a ruler into. At this point I have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING as his friends SAT THERE WATCHING AND LAUGHING. Oooh, how much I wanted to crack there heads on the desks.

You remember primary school with all those bullying lessons of "don't retaliate, ignore it and it will go away." Yeah, that didn't work.

I seriously don't like boys. There's a total of five decent boys that I know out of the whole entirety that I've met in my sad little life.

So, me being quite pissed off when DH started up again, started to prepare a little speech in my head to yell at dear DH. So here it is.

"Could you stop? Do you honestly think that is funny? It's degrading and embarrassing. You may want to look like an ass in front of your friends but it doesn't get you a tad bit of respect or appeal from girls. So stop treating me like your fucking inanimate sex object. I'm sure you got plenty at home you can practice on so don't start on me."

Then my mind went off at imagining different scenarios where I whooped his sorry ass to Timbuktu. But that's not important.

Just to be clear, I never said any of that. Because I'm a wimp, pussy, lazy little twat and would rather disguise as a pot plant to avoid human interaction. I'd like to think I'm courageous and brave and all that shit, but in reality, I'm not. That's why I read.

Back to the main point. That is nothing short of harassment. Why on earth do boys have to be complete and utter jerks? (Not all boys are, I know, I'm just venting). I don't see how it helps anyone or anything. And how, can you tell me, is anyone capable of being attracted to these pitiful and shameful human beings?

What happened to chivalry? Where did all the nice guys go? Of course, as you listen to me whine about my life, there are people going through much worse than this. And I'd like to acknowledge this. Do me a favour. If you ever see a guy being a jerk/dick/douche/***t, go kick him for me, and for all the girls out there, because we don't have to deal with this shit every single fucking day, yet we do.

Girl power.

I'd like to keep yammering on about this subject, but I feel I've already lost most of you from blabbering on about my problems. And this is meant to be a fun, happy book. Kinda failed at that. Uh well. What can ya do, eh?

So, bottom line, don't deal with jerks, not worth it. Find those decent people out there. And stop with this fucking bullying/harassment shit. I know my word probably doesn't count for you, but I don't care, as long as you recognise what's going on and try, at least try to do something about it.

Because once people start to see someone is taking steps to stopping it, actually helping the victim, that shit saves lives.

...Bye.