Stuff for Stuffy Reasons of Stuffness

Reason for book

Cus you guys deserve one.

Point one,

I'm not trying to be funny, look for attention, I'm just being meergh and meergh is me so... yeah. If you don't like my humour, or rather lack of, don't read. If you think I'm an attention seeking bitch, no ones pressuring you to read. If you think I'm weird, well then, join the club. Meets ever Tuesday and Friday afternoons. If you don't want to read my utter idiocracy, then don't bag me out about it. Actually do, I like constructive criticism and everyone's opinion matters to me.

REAL reason for doing this...

Ready for this jelly?

I was meant to be doing work but then ended up doing this! Aye! There's your reason. Even though you probably don't care one single tiny miniscule particle without a shadow of a doubt. Cus I'm just that special to you. And I want to thank you lovely readers who can stand my utter boredom and for those who left to a better life, which will be a hundred percent possible if you don't read this book, I congratulate you! Even though you're already gone!

Heh, I love how I'm encouraging my readers to not read my book.

So originally for this chapter I was going to talk about something planned. But I couldn't think of anything after sitting down for a total of five seconds actually thinking.

So I'm gonna go now, drink some orange juice... or something...

Maybe finish off that work I was originally meant to do.

Remember to suggest anything and everything for me to talk about. Anything of interest. Just down there...

In the comment section of course. Don't know what you dirty people were thinking about.

...Bye.