It was a beautiful dark night, there were no stars or a moon in sight. So, it was basically pitch black. Deal with it. A lonely Jimmy was laying on his bed, very lonely that night. He was thinking "oh my my, woah is me. Why am I the lonely toad tonight?". Then, BAM! Me and uh-...I mean jasmine and Chloe pop out of his pillowcase that had Pokémon anime ladies that showed WAY too much cleavage on them.
"YUCK! Jimmy you NEED to change those" said chloe grosses out.
"Agreed." Replied jasmine.
"YO YO YO! Get out of my room! What the gay gays!" Yelled jimmine cricket.
"Woah woah woah! Chill your concaved tits Jimson. We're only here to grant your wish." Jasmine claimed.
"what wish?" Asked jimmy.
"The one where you wanted a girlfriend." Said chloe smirking.
"WHAT?!" Jimmy said about to kick them and flipping them off, but they were gone.
He heard a strange shriveled voice coming from under his bed. He used his cringy phone to flash the light under. He saw a girl named drake.
"What the helk!!" Screamed jimmy amazed at what he had just seen. "What's your name babygirl?"
But she was gone.
He sighed and went back to bed dreaming of the girl of his dreams. A short little fetus with freckles.
Then BOOM! There was a shadow in the distance in his window. He thought he saw the freckled fetus, but he was mistaken. It was Feep.
"OMG!! AHHHH!!" Jimmy screamed and sanik ran up his chimney to Chloe and Jasmine's trash- I mean home. He was shook at her disgustingness and how thotty and hoey she looked. It was horrifying. They had a girly sleepover that day. He put what he had just seen in his mind chest where he keeps his secrets hidden forever unable to tell anyone, not even himself. Wow, mysterious. (HI JIMMY READING THIS!! And no, I will not delete this.)
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They painted each other's toe nails pink with pretty sparkly yellow tulips, and wore cute unicorn face masks. Wow #my12yearoldselfdream. Then they watched a scary movie about Feep that they made. The end.
Oh wait. Then jasmine slapped jimmy in the face with her toe and smudged pink nail polish that stuck on his face forever(PERMANENTLY) because he judged her writing badly. The end, for now again.
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Shut up losers. Follow my bud __HeyItsAlexisss__ right now!! Or else I will find you, and smudge my toe nail polish on you as well!!! Anyway I hope you enjoyed this episode even though no one reads this. I guess this episode lesson is: to never judge people's trash when you know you are trash as well. Bye.
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Girls meets helk
TerrorJasmine and Chloe just entered 7th grade. But they didn't know their lives were about to become shi💩(created with alfred1200)
