Who took Jokers Harlequin?

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Oukay guys. Let me get this straight right before anyone starts complaining. I'm a huge Joker fan and I know like every Comic from Batman (And by the way like every other Comic Book from Marvel and DC since I was born).

I know that Joker and Harley's relationship isn't quite like in Suicide Squad.

But I kinda liked it. I always thought that the Joker somehow learned to have emotions through Harley or something like this.

And I really think this is possible.

So this is my version of the Jokers thought in Suicide Squad, when this guy came to him and told him where Harley is.

Noow I'm going to shut my mouth and let ya guys go on and read.

Please leave me a review bout what ya think.

Have Fun :)

It's a joke, right? Oh yeah.. It was all a joke.

HAHAHAH- no wait. Jokes have to be funny or they ain't good jokes. And I hate bad jokes.

But it's not funny. Oh no, it isn't.

Gone. My precious Harlequin. Gone for waaay too long. Or isn't she?

Maybe she's here and just hiding herself from me?

Where are ya baby? Come to Daddy. Come to Daddy and play with him.

No. It's too quiet. If she'd be here it wouldn't be so damn quiet.

Harley, Harley, Harley, Harley, Harley, HARLEY! WHERE ARE YA HARLEY?!
Uuuh, I miss ya my little Harlequin. I miss ya, miss ya, miss ya sooooo much that I'm going to punch some sense into ya for leaving.

Wait. Leaving? No no no, she hadn't left, did she?

It was Date Night and we were out in the city. Then- ooh yeeeah, right..

Batman.

He took her. Or did I left her? The car was drowning and I left. She was behind me. Or wasn't she?

HAHAHAHA I can't remember. But it's not important.

She's mine. My property. My Harley. And just who would dare to steal from me? HAHA, no one.

So why isn't she coming back? She would never stay away from me, that little minx.

So where is she?

..

He was slowly becoming mad. Everyone knew it. Well, madder than he already was that's it.

The Joker missed his Harlequin. And he would kill everyone who kept her away from him. The fact that no one seemed to know just where she was, wasn't making it any better.

Batman took her and she was in Arkham for a while, but a few days ago she just disappeared.

They took her right out of Arkham. And he was going to find whoever was behind this. He'd make them pay for stealing from the Clown Prince of Crime.

..

The door in front of me opened and immediately I pointed my gun at whoever dared to interrupt my time.

When I looked up I recognized his face. It was Johnny Boy.

He had a funny look on his face. Like he was afraid of telling me what I wanted to hear for a much too long time.

„Where is she?", I asked Frost with a deadly voice. Better don't disappoint me.

He sat down on the steps in front of me.

"It's complex. It is not just her..."

I wasn't really listening. Luisiana, Belle Reve.. That was all I needed to hear.

So they took my Harley to a new Prison? And they thought they could keep her away from me like this? Nice try guys, I'm coming.

Oooh baby, Daddy's coming for ya. And I promise he'll kill them all. No one could keep her away from me.

Ain't it funny? Don't ya see the joke? HAHAHAHAHAHAA! Then ya have to wait and watch. A joke ain't funny if ya have to explain it!

He looked at me. Maybe asked me what to do.

"Bring the car. We're going for a ride."

And with that he left.

Oh my sweet Harley, I'm going to find ya. And the King will be together with his Queen again.

And no one will stop us, Baby. Daddy's coming.

With that in mind I laid back down, finally letting my laughter fill the room.