The first time he noticed something was off, was when he felt jealousy rise inside him for the first time in years.
It had been stupid. It really had. Today he could chuckle about it, but back then.. He felt like he could go on a rampage and destroy half of Gotham.
J could still remember it clearly. Harley and him had been doing the same thing for quite some time now. J "gave" her to other men in the club, testing their loyalty and seeing if they where stupid enough to touch his Queen.
Everything had been fine. Always.
Till that day, at least..
In front of him sat a little fish. J should really concentrate on him, but he could only focus on Harley, dancing in her tight dress in the cage.
So sexy to look at. HAHAHA, I'm the only one to have her., he thought to himself when he saw all the men and even the women glancing to Harley every now and then.
Harley, Harley, look what ya do to all this people, ya beast. Daddy's proud of ya, baby. HAHAHAHAHA!
"It's good to see you, J. "
J nodded absentmindly.
Harley was shaking her body with the music. Her tight dress hugging her sexy body perfectly, while she threw her head around.
Ooooh ya gonna have to gimme a privat show later, Harley. Lookin at ya like this, it's punishment. HAHAHAHAHA, gettin punished by my own creation. What a joke! HAHAHA!
J felt his pants tighten at the sight and forced his eyes away to the young man in front of him.
"So.. here I am. ", he said slowly, showing his teeth with a smile. "What can I do for ya, Jimmy? "
"Just talking 'bout business. Since you're back, everything seems to run just perfectly, except for one little thing.. "
He seemed afraid to continue, instead letting his eyes wander off. J followed his glance back over to Harley, gritting his teeth in a smile. The idiot was checking her out.
Oh let's play little Jimmy~~
"Ya seem to like her, Jimmy. " He whistled for her to come over. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA ya're so dead little boy.
Jimmy followed her movement untill she stood in front of them. "Yeah Puddin? " Harley flashed him a big sexy smile.
"Harley, what would ya say if ya'd go home with him tonight? "
His Queen grinned, understanding where he wanted to go with this.
Ya 're so gooood. Daddy's proud of ya, little monster.
She sat down in Jimmys lab, throwing herself at him.
The boy was clearly enjoing himself pretty much. Stupid boy.
The Joker laughed to himself. He couldn't stand this boy. Harley was his, and his alone to look at, to touch. Noone lived through this test.
Harley was still sitting in his lab, Jimmys hand on her ass, tracing the lines of his face with her finger, like she did with him when they laid in bed every night.
Suddenly J felt a knot in his stomach. Normally he would enjoy this. This time it made him furious.
What's wrong now? That's not funny. Why isn't it funny? It's funny every other time! Do I just don't get the joke? Ha.. hahaHA. Thats's not possible! I MAKE the jokes! But this, this.. this.. this isn't funny. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? What the fuck is wrong?!
Deep inside him he knew he was jealous. But he would never give in to such a stupid feeling.
I'm the King. I'm not jealous of a little boy just old enough to legally drink! And Harley's a Queen. The little Scumback was below her. She would never make out with someone other than him. He knew this. But still, seeing her sitting in his lab made his blood boil.
She was a Queen, his Queen. His and his alone! He tought about what he'd do to the boy and finally he was able to grin again. He would scratch his eyes out, tearing his limps of one by one..
Oooh yeah.. He deserves it!
"A pretty little bitch you are, that's for sure.. ", Jimmy whispered to Harley, who just laughed and glanced to J. She was asking him what to do.
HAHAHAHAH- WHAT DID YA JUST SAY?!
J stood there, unable to move or look away when Jimmy started to grab Harleys breasts.
Stop it, boy. That's yer last chance. But J knew the boy was dead as soon as he could bring his body to move again.
When his Queen looked at him again, he finally snapped out of it, grabbed Harley back to his side and shoot Jimmy right in the head.
He turned to Johnny, who nodded and started telling the people around to clean up and close the club.
J was still feeling the knot in his stomach and grabbed Harleys wrist again, dragging her with him upstairs to their bedroom.
He couldn't get the picture of Jimmy touching her out of his head.
He threw her onto the bed, following close behind.
She's mine! My Queen, my Harlequin! I made her! And I'm gonna show everyone to keep their handy away! Noone takes what's mine!
"What's wrong Puddin?"
Harleys voice pulled him out of the trance he's been in.
"Ya're mine. Only mine. Ya got this? ", he growled and looked her deep in the eyes.
Harleys face softened and she traced the lines of his face slowly.
Normally it would calm him, but right now it just reminded him of the Scumbag touching his precious Harley. He grabbed her wrists and pinned her on the bed underneath him.
"I'm all yers, Puddin. Noone'll chance that."
But he needed more. He needed to forget the fuckup touching his Queen.
He leaned down and kissed her hard. Harley responded almost instantly.
HAHAHA, noone'll ever kiss her like this! Noone will ever hold her like this! She's mine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ALL MINE!
When he was happy with the smeared lipstick on her face, he moved down to her neck and her chest, bitting and sucking on every bit of flesh he could find.
She was his and everyone should know it.
When he was ready, her whole upper body was covered in hickeys and little bites.
He looked down at her and grinned, satisfied with his work.
He leaned back down again and kissed her again, making her moan and keeping them occupied for the whole night.
Hahahahahaha! Now I see the joke! It's funny, really, how many things happened to get us where we're now, how many things happened to make me love her. It's funny how dependend I am on her. It's just all a joke. The Joker, Gothams Clown Prince of Crime, dependend on his own creation, his Queen, Harley Quinn.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA,IT'S SO DAMN FUNNY!
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Fiksi PenggemarA few One-Shots from Joker and Harleys life Highest ranks: #6 his queen #98 harley #387 joker #7 clownprinceofcrime Originally from fanfiction.com, but since I moved over to wattpad, I figured I might as well move my stories over to this page.