♕ dragon ball z/s one-shots ♕

🔪 cui x reader 🔪: rivals

"Frog looking, ugly bastard!"

"Bratty ass bitch!"

Typically, this was a normal day for the two. (Y/N) and Cui were always belittling each other, never going easy, never surrendering. They would spar and almost completely destroy the training room, much to the annoyance of the janitors and Lord Frieza himself. 

Had they not been in such a high ranking position, they both would've been blasted into a different universe in seconds. (Y/N) would saunter around the base, insulting Cui at his post while he couldn't rebuttal, and he would do the same at her post. Frieza sometimes found it amusing, but other than that it was purely annoying. 

Today was no different than the rest, other than the fact Frieza had enough of the two's bickering and nonsense. 

"Ugly long-nosed fetus of a troll!",Cui yelled, shooting a beam that darted straight past (Y/N)'s head. That insult didn't even make sense! 

"At least I have a nose you catfish whiskered prick!"

The Lord himself was smirking in amusement before Cui fired another blast that had somehow ruptured a computer screen. Frieza growled, and the two both snapped away from each other and bowed. Cui was shaking, noting that he was probably about to die. 

"Enough of this foolishness! This was amusing, but now my ship has suffered and I am contemplating on killing both of you! To solve this, as of now you are partners, and sharing a room! You have a mission to scout the surrounding area now, do not disappoint me."

They knew better than to talk back, but inwardly the two were gagging. Sharing a room . . . with that uncouth purple freak?! And for him, him to share a room with a grouchy ass woman?!

Walking out of the throne room, (Y/N) angrily punched Cui's arm. "You dumbass! Look what you've gotten us into! Now because of you I have to share a room AND be stuck seeing your ugly face all day!" 

"It's not just my fault sweetheart, if you hadn't provoked me none of this would have happened!",he screamed and they angrily stared at each other. If looks could kill even Lord Frieza would be impressed from the massacre one would commit on the other. 

Guards past them, mocking them and saying things along the lines of, 'just kiss already' and 'they need to fuck and get it over with'. The two almost blew a gasket, and would've slaughtered them had they not been in trouble now. 

(Y/N) had angrily packed up her belongings, and unpacked them in their new shared room. What would she tell her roommate? I got in trouble with Frieza and now have to live with Cui? Oh, they would've laughed their ass off.  

Cui's room was surprisingly well kept, aside from the fact he left the toilet seat up. "Can't you do anything right?!",she screamed whenever she fell into the bowl of the toilet. She folded up like a lawn chair, and Cui had the audacity to laugh at her! 

The two blasted off on their new mission, spewing vile words at each other. "If you died I would celebrate.",she hissed at the purple man. 

"Oh c'mon now, you know you would miss fighting with me." , "Fake news." 

The two continued until they both landed near a cave, both seeping with anger. 

"I wanna try something.",Cui said. "I don't care.",(Y/N) responded. "You did or else you wouldn't have said that."

(Y/N) cocked back her hand to punch him, but he easily caught her wrist. "Kiss me."

"ABSOLUTELY NOT! DISGUSTING! HOW DARE YOU EVEN--MFP!",she tried to back away, but he had pinned her against the cave wall. His lips were soft, but she was disgusted. She could not be beaten though! She roughly pressed her lips back onto his, wrapping her arms and legs around him tightly, digging her nails into his skin. 

The two stayed like that, angrily making out until she pulled away, a hateful and disgusted look on her face. "Don't ever do that again." 

Cui laughed, looking as she seemed to cling to him. "You're the one who wrapped your limbs around me and kissed back--." , "Because I refused to let you win!",she exclaimed and in turn pinned him against the wall. 

They kissed, bit, scratched, punched and groped for what seemed like hours until they heard a leaf crunch behind them. They both turned around, firing at the distance but were surprised just to see a now cooked frog. (Y/N) pushed away and turned, obviously disgusted with herself. It was a good way of expressing her hate to him though. 

Little did she know the actual people spying on them were above, Zarbon and another soldier quietly laughing and recording the thing for Lord Frieza to see. His plan had worked perfectly, even though it was never his intention. 

Back down below, (Y/N) had splashed water on herself, attempting to wipe off the disgusting bacteria off of her. "Never do that again. We never speak of it, nor repeat it."

With that, the two blasted off once more, Cui quite smug because for once, he had won.