Supernatural Imagines

Birds and the Bees - Winchesters x Innocent! Angel! Reader [feat. Crowley]

Imagine Sam and Dean awkwardly explaining about sex to you but in a indirect way
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" Dean? What is the sex?"
  Dean choked on his beer as those words came out of your mouth. He looked and you with wide eyes and swallowed some of the drink in his mouth.
Dean said nervously,
"Why don't you go ask Sam about that..?" You shrugged,
"I did but he said to ask you." As you said that, Sam walked into the room but froze when Dean gave him a hard glare.
Sam crossed his arms,
"What?"
"You told her to ask me about sex?!" Sam rubbed his hand over his face,
"Sorry Dean, but I was too nervous to tell her," he walked over to Dean and sat down next to him,
"How about we tell her about it together." Dean slightly nodded in agreement and patted a seat next to him,
"Get your feathered butt over here and we'll explain sex to ya." You nodded and sat next to Dean. Unexpectedly, Dean and Sam felt nervous. It got quiet for a couple minutes but Sam spoke up,
"So..um..sex is like when..uh. It's when a man and a woman love each other and they want to um. Hey, Dean. Why don't you explain it instead?" Dean rubbed his hand over his face, agitated.
"Okay, (Y/n), sex is when a male wants to plant his flower seed in the female's garden—" You interrupted,
"And the seed grows into a beautiful flower...?" Dean gave you a fake smile,
"Yup! We can stop talking about this now!"
"Stop talking about what?" A British voice said. You and the boys turned your heads to see the King Of Hell, Crowley standing in the room.
"Hello boys." Dean gave him a dirty look,
"What do you want, Crowley?"
  You stood up and walked over to the demon. You looked up at his eyes with your innocent, shiny (e/c) eyes. You then asked,
"Will you do the sex with me?"
Crowley stared at you wide eyed and shook his head,
"What in the world?"
Dean snickered,
"Hey Crowley, maybe you should use those extra inches  that you sold your soul for on her, ha!"
Sam stomped on Dean's foot as Dean winced in pain. Crowley looked into your innocent eyes and then at his feet.
"Bollocks."

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A/n: Sorry if it seemed like a Crowley x Reader but I hoped you enjoyed it. Peace out bitches ✌️