Well, its late and I'm at a friends house. I had been asleep on the couch but I woke up and got on my phone. He came into the living room and got on the couch and we started talking about Watership Down. He sat next to where I had been and we got on Wattpad and I pointed out the fact that I couldn't see anything but the window and a green dot. Then he pointed out a flash coming from the kitchen and said that wasn't supposed to be there. Being the dumb person I am I said "wanna check it out?" He surprisingly replied with "actually yeah" and I turned on my flash light and walked over there. IT WAS A FUCKING AIR FRESHENER! Then we heard some creaking from the back of the kitchen and I started singing "if you came to kill me clap your hands" and it creaked twice so yeah, life's great right now.
