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minsun: Have you ever been rejected before?
sehun: Yeah, once
minsun: *intrigued* really?
sehun: A dog rejected me when I tried to pet her

[police sirens go off in the distance]
baekhyun, who has never done anything illegal in their life: They've found me.

kyungsoo: I scared them, didn't I?
minsun: They're terrified of you.
kyungsoo: That makes me so happy.

baekhyun: So how are you and kyungsoo going?
chanyeol: I think they're finally starting to warm up to me.
chanyeol: [sees kyungsoo in the distance and waves] Hey kyungsoo!
kyungsoo: [flips chanyeol off in return]
chanyeol: Yup, we're besties now.

Director: Cut! sehun, you have to be angry at minsun! You're supposed to be fighting in this scene, remember?
sehun: I can't be mad at minsun, though! Look at them! It's like trying to be angry at a goddamn cinnamon roll!

minsun: You aren't coming with me?
suho: minsun, I'm not your dad. [hands A a lunchbox] Here are your sandwiches. I'll pick you up at five.

minsun: This year, I lost my dear partner, chanyeol.
chanyeol: Quit telling everybody I'm dead!
minsun: Sometimes, I can still hear their voice...

[chanyeol and minsun are kissing]
sehun, drunk: [moves chanyeol away from minsun so they can kiss minsun]
minsun, also drunk: [kisses sehun like they were kissing chanyeol]
misun, finally opening their eyes: WOAH, WHAT THE FUCK? I thought I was kissing chanyeol!
chanyeol, also drunk, now laying on the ground: I thought so too.

chanyeol: Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone:
minsun: I did it, I broke it.
chanyeol: No. No, you didn't. kai?
kai: Don't look at me, look at kyungsoo.
kyungsoo: What? I didn't break it.
kai: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
kyungsoo: Because it's standing right in front of us and it's broken!
kai: Suspicious.
kyungsoo: No, it's not.
jongdae: If it matters, probably not, baekhyun was the last one to use it.
baekhyun: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.
jongdae: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
baekhyun: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, jongdae!
minsun: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, chanyeol.
chanyeol: No! Who broke it?
suho: xuimin has been awfully quiet...
xuimin : Really? Oh my god!
[everyone arguing]
chanyeol, to the camera: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
chanyeol: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.