Hamilton sees Hamilton stuff

Say No To This

Alex: I'm bored...
*Dawn appears*
Dawn: Hey bored, I'm Dawn.
King George: Are you serious?!
Dawn: No, I'm Dawn.
Eliza: You've got to be kidding me.
Dawn: You should've said kitten! In wearing a cat shirt after all! And, again, I'm Dawn.
*everyone just stands there staring at her, clearly annoyed.*
Dawn: Anyways, Bored and Eliza.
Alex: Who is 'Bored'?
Dawn: You obviously, we established this earlier dude.
Alex: Oh my god.
Dawn: You two, may not like this one. But I don't care. On with the show!
*Dawn claps her hands twice and they appear in a movie theater*
Washington: Well this is a bit of an change...
Dawn: Shhhh, it is starting!

[Burr:]
There's nothing like summer in the city
Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty
There's trouble in the air, you can smell it
And Alexander's by himself. I'll let him tell it

*Everyone stares at the screen, confused. Dawn keeps eyeing Maria and Lafayette notices*
Laffayete: Are you serious?!
Dawn: This is gonna get annoying. For the last time, I'm Dawn.
Lafayette: You know what I mean.
Dawn: Well, then, yes. Yes I am.
Lafayette*whispering to Washington*: Hold Alex back from attacking Dawn, we kinda need her to get back.
*Washington sighs and moved up next to Alex, who was very confused.*

[Hamilton:]
I hadn't slept in a week
I was weak, I was awake
You never seen a bastard orphan
More in need of a break
Longing for Angelica
Missing my wife
That's when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life, she said:

Alex: Oh you-
Eliza: Alexander! Phillip is here!
*Eliza covers his ears*
Phillip*mumbles*: I'm also 19... Not five...
*Alex slumps in his seat, crossing his arms, clearly upset.*

[Maria:]
I know you are a man of honor
I'm so sorry to bother you at home
But I don't know where to go, and I came here all alone…

Maria: Aww *slowly puts her hand over her mouth*
*Dawn is maniacally laughing in a chair separate from the group of chairs they are in*

[Hamilton:]
She said:

[Maria:]
My husband's doin' me wrong
Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me...
Suddenly he's up and gone
I don't have the means to go on

[Hamilton:]
So I offered her a loan, I offered to walk her home, she said

[Maria:]
You're too kind, sir

[Hamilton:]
I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away
She lived a block away, she said:

[Maria:]
This one's mine, sir

[Hamilton:]
Then I said, "Well, I should head back home,"
She turned red, she led me to her bed
Let her legs spread and said:

King George: Ok then. PG-13 people!
*Everyone glares at King George*
Washington: You do things at the worst time dude.
King George: At least I didn't cheat on my wife with another human!
*King George closes his eyes and smiled, only to get slapped and he didn't even know by who*
King George: Who did that?!
*Everyone ignored him*
King George: F-
*Dawn somehow put tape on his mouth from her seat and he just quit*