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by Anime_Magazine

by Anime_Magazine

(WARNING: THERE WILL BE SOME SPOILERS IN THIS ARTICLE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK)

Sasori of the Red Sand!!!

Ok, ok if you wondering who this is, well let me introduce you to Sasori of the Red Sand! This Puppet Master from The Hidden Sand Village is found in Naruto, a badass anime/manga that involves all this cool (and mostly sexy) ninjas!! Please thank Masashi Kishimoto for providing us with this HUNK!!

Although lay off. SASORI IS MINE!!!

You're thinking, what's so good about him? EVERYTHING. He's bloodly perfection in a wooden body. He is a Master Puppeteer and can fricking control you with chakra strings. Don't know what they are? Search on Wikipedia. I ain't here to teach Genins about Chakra. Going back on Sasori.....

Sasori......*drools*

*fangirl derp* This object of my obsession is just so awesome for mainly five reasons.

HIS RED HAIR/ENTIRE FACE

I adore red hair. In fact I worship it. ITS THE SEXIEST HAIR COLOUR IN THE WORLD. (A/N sorry if I am offending you. This is really all in my opinion and if I offended you please punch me. Hard. In the stomach) I just mean, red hair..... And his brown eyes...... And and gorgeous face.... All that smexiness is so dangerous. I could die of blood loss. But. DAT FACE.....

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......

*drifts off to fantasy world........*

Sasori-danna...... *giggles*

THE FACT HE CAN CONTROL PUPPETS

I am an absolute sucker for puppeteers. Love they way they dress, love the way they look and love the fact they can control puppets. All they need to do is place Chakra strings on you and TADA~ you're a puppet! Jashin, if I ever met Sasori then I'll be like,

"SASORI-DANNA!! I'll be you puppet any day!"(/////^I/////)

DAT SMEXY BODY.

One thing to cover. Yes, Sasori is a puppet himself. Yes, he has a very smexy puppet body. Just thinking about makes me nosebleed. *nosebleeds* there I go again. Sure he isn't ripped or anything but come on! Look at him! PERFECTION. ART IS ETERNAL JASHIN DAMNIT! AND ONE THINGS FOR SURE, HE WOULD'VE BEEN ETERNAL IF, IF......... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *cries in a corner* I don't wanna talk about it...

DAT SMEXY VOICE. (In Japanese. Not English because he then sounds like a 10 year old.)

I could listen to that voice speak all the time. I want that voice to speak tell me bedtime stories when I was little. I want that voice to comfort me in my time of need. I want that voice to be in the Voice just spitting insults at the judges. So what if Sasori is emotionless? Makes it all the better.

HIS ATTITUDE

Brat. Don't keep me waiting. Ahh, Chiyo-baa-san I see you've come. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! His attitude and the way he speaks is just, just, awwwwwww........ He sounds so cold and distant but that just draws you in!!! This redhead captivates fangirls. Every time he is on the screen. AHHHHHHHHHH, SASORI-DANNA!!! *fangirls scream + me* I swear that I'll go to Naruto one day and just glomp the guy. And kiss him. And do some other unspeakable things. Nothing dirty though. I can't see that happening. HE'S JUST TOO SMEXY FOR ME!!

Another thing to know. I'll give fangirls one reason to hate Masashi Kishimoto. This man. You know what this man does? He makes Sasori alive for only one arc. One bleeping arc. Not even 30 episodes. *throws knife at picture* I'll go to Japan and kick his author ass. He was the SMEXIEST OUT THE ENTIRE AKATSUKI!!!! And now..... Orochimaru is the only Ex/Akatsuki member alive! Stupid genius snake cookie pedo!!

Signing out,

@thekurokitsune