The Big Five's Awkward Conversations

I really don't know and I really don't care.

QO- Hey do you guys wanna hear what we say to people who think band is stupid?

J- Sure?

QO- Ok. Dishonor, Dishonor on your family, Dishonor on you, Dishonor on your COW!!!!

A- What's with the cow.

QO- Shush woman, Shush. My favorite section in band is low brass. Because we're just awesome like that!

E- No one even asked that.

QO- Some one somewhere did, so I answered their question.

B- Ok?

QO- So remember, don't mess with the band kids. Remember this, Dishonor, Dishonor on your family, Dishonor on you, Dishonor on your COW! OOOH and also we're having a few chapters to where you can ask them your questions, And they will answer them. so plz give them questions.

J- Ok. Why do you read this book?

QO- NOT YOU DUMB BUTT THE READERS!!!!!

O- Wait who's QO? And what does it stand for?

E- Olaf that's Brooks. And it stands for Queen Olaf.

O- Queen Olaf?

QO- Yeah and there's a princess Sven to.

O- Oh okay that just makes it easier on me.

QO- You know something I would want to see? I wanna see Olaf as a Tyranosaurus Rex. Or T-Rex.