A/N
Ahead of time I'm just gonna say sorry for the language in this chapter. so I got together with princess Sven today. and well this is what we did. so if your bellow the age of I'm gonna say... 12 Don't read unless your used to it.
R- Jacky Poo!!!
J- Oh god!
E- Rapunzle what ever happened to Eugene?
R- *looks down ravine* Nothing.... *Faint scream for help* (Eugene) *Throws frying pan down ravine* SHUT UP!! So Jacky Poo where were we?
E- You Jack obsessed Murderer!!!
J- What I didn't throw him in there!! *Puts hands up in defense*
E- Not you her!!!
J- Oh... *Looks at Rapunzle*
R- Welp I um have to um go cook children ... I mean chicken!
E- OH MY GOSH!! Anna hide your children!!
A- What!
E- Rapunzles cooking children!
J- Wait, What if she cooks us?
R- * Sharpens knife* Your all gonna burn in he-
J- Woah! language!
E- Run for the door!!
A- Let's get out of here before her hair eats us!!
R- *Grabs Jack and the rest with hair* Why don't y'all stay for dinner *Evil laugh*
E- Jack help me freeze her hair!!
J- Um I'm kinda um trapped in her hair but, OK!
E- *Freezes hair* Try and break the ice. * XD I'M DYING YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE??*
J- *Breaks ice* I got it!!!!
E- YAY!! *Kisses Jack*
J- *Blushes uncontrollably*
A- Awe he's blushing!!
R- But that's my Jacky Poo! :(
E- Get over it! Hey I have an idea, go jump in the ravine with Eugene.
R- OK! * Jumps*
J- What the?
E- I didn't think she would do that!
A- Oh well...
E- Anna! That's your cousin.
A- So...
E- Nvm
A- Welp I'm gonna go to Kristoff.
E- Have fun with that Anna!
J- So Elsa nice hair?
E- Hair?
J- I'm bad at flirting.
E- I could never tell Jack. Try saying something nice.
J- Did you fall from heaven?
E- Um...
J- Because your face is pretty messed up.
E- *Slaps Jack*
J- Ow I was joking.
E- Yeah no...
QO- *crashes through window* Kiss or die!!
J- Um...
QO- Kiss now!!!!
J- Um... Elsa? *gets down on one knee*
E- Oh my god!!!
J- Let me tie my shoe here * Gets back up*
E- Ass hole!
J- Nah I'm kidding. *Pulls box out of pocket*
E- God Jack. Yes.
J- Puts ring on his finger* *says in gay voice* Doesn't this look fabulous?! I'm just kidding *Puts ring on Elsa's finger*
E- What the fuck Jack? Again yes.
J- Yay *Puts fake moustache on*
E- I love you and your fake moustache.
J- *Random music* Absolutely Flawless!!
E- *cough* Another *cough* Gay Jack *Cough cough* moment *cough*
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The Big Five's Awkward Conversations
Fanficok so this is about the big five so hope you enjoy
