Its was a normal day and big spaghet bear went outside to deal his drugs but tem cops came so he ran with teh money. He got back home and realized he left the door unlocked so he burst inside and his spaghet was gon! "SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!" He shrieked he shrieked so loud that our lord Shrek had heard and gave him the eye of the onion. He used it to find the hoboi who ate his spaghet and he shoved the onion down his homeless throat their was moaning but in the end he FUCKING DIED
