Mebana's LIFE to rejecting dudes/dudettes
1:
Random Dude: *gives Mebana some chocolates* I have a crush on you.
Mebana16: ...
Mebana16: I have no interest in infuriation or in romance, I'm sorry. You will have better luck with someone else.
2:
Dude that she's known for 2 years: L-look, I like you. I really really really like you.
Mebana16: *pats shoulder* I'm flattered of your feelings, but sadly I cannot return them. I do not have the same feelings for you, but I hope that you will find someone who do. I care about you, and that's just it. I'm sorry.
3:
Dudette that she just met recently: Mebana! I have a crush on you!
Mebana16: *inhales* I'm sorry, but I am a heterosexual individual. I do not 'swing' that way, I hope you understand. And I have only met you recently, I haven't known you that well to be able to return your feelings.
4:
Dude: *says some stupid cheesy pickup line to Mebana16*
Mebana16: I appreciate you practicing your pickup lines on me, not like I'm highly uncomfortable by it.
Dude: *shuts up for her sake*
5:
Mebana16: *is reading a book*
Me: *barges in* Hello there beaut-
Mebana16: Get out! I'm too peaceful to deal with your antics.
Me: *sinks down crying* Ok...
