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The group's situation when something happens

When being chased by a tiger

Luvian: NO! BAD KITTY! BAD BAD KITTY! YOU BETTER FUCKING STAY AWAY FROM ME! I AM NOT TASTY!

Anna: TIGER! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

Gaia: *grabs a branch, and charges at the tiger* BRING IT ON BITCH!

Alex: I AM FINE! I AM REALLY FINE! I AM DEFINITELY FINE! I WILL MOST CERTAINLY BE FINE! *Tigers roars* NOPE I AM NOT!

Jann: Kill.Me.Now *tiger back away bcause it got creeped out*

Belle: I AM NOT CAT FOOD! YOU YOU FOOL!

Anika: *takes a picture while running incredibly fast* Tigers have- 'insert very interesting fact about the tiger' and they are also very- 'insert another one here'! This one must be- 'insert observation here'! Its pretty fast, and I might get caught! I guess I'll 'insert planned escape plan here that actually work'.

When receiving test papers

Luvian: OH MAH GOD! I-i NEARLY PASSED THIS TIME!

Anna: *slowly opens and looks at paper test* I PASSED! YIPEE!

Gaia: *shoves it into the bag* I'll check it later.

Alex: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME I FAILED! PLEASE PLEASE *takes a look* OH YEAH! I GOT 60% right!

Smart people

Jann: DAMN IT! I ONLY GOT 85% right! I need to do better next time!

Belle: 99%? *ITERNAL SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

Anika: *got a 100%* At least I do better here than at outside school...

When given a love letter

Luvian: *sees letter* Ew *cramples it* I only love Mebana16

Anna: GASP! NO FREAKING WAY!

Gaia: This is a sick joke isn't it?

Alex: *faints*

Jann: UM UM UM UM

Belle: Maybe the dude is cute...

Anika: *reads letter* *sighs* Sorry, I'm uninterested.

When next to their crush

Luvian: *is in the middle of Mebana, and her dude crush* I may live in peace now.

Anna: *INTERNAL SCREAMING*

Gaia: WELL HELLO!

Alex: Hi! IM ALEX AND IHAVEACRUSHONYOU! *mentally saying it*

Jann: *chill af*

Belle: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Anika: ... I don't have a crush...

CUT CUT!

When playing soccer

Luvian: GIVE ME THE BALL!

Anna: I am gonna goal this ball! *kicks it and fails miserably*

Gaia: *is a fast runner and ends up leaving the ball*

Alex: *kicks the ball correctly and somehow is better in playing soccer than most of her friends*

Jann: Pass me the ball! I'll pass it to-

Belle: I DON'T PLAY SPORTS OKAY!

Anika: *kicks ball effortlessly* *ball goals in* Alright! *ball passed to her* *expertly runs with the ball* ___ catch! *kicks the ball too hard and ends up going to far* *looks at herself with pity* You are a sorry excuse of a soccer player...

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