Me: What a hideous day today!
My mom: ...
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Me: *sees a dude passing by, and a smile comes* What's up duuuuude?! Yeet your groceries!
My mom: ...
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Me: *sees Mebana pass by* WHAT A ANGEL! LOOK OUT HOW SHE WALKS! HER HAIR IS FLOWING BEAUTIFULLY IN THE AIR!
My mom: ...
My mom: Where did go wrong when I raised you?