The secret town of South Park: What Is He?(tweekxcraig)

I hate my fucking life

TRIGGER WARNING⚠️

Craig's P.O.V

I hate my fucking life that's the only way to put it.

I hate it and I just want to die but I can't for obvious reasons.

Oh why you ask, why can't I just put an end to my miserable, pathetic life?

Well I'm a stupid blood sucking vampire.

Guess what, I try every day: I Stab myself, I slit my wrists, I once cut right along my torso.

I guess it makes me feel better seeing the dark blood leek out of my pale half dead flesh.
Although everything will just heal up in a matter of seconds without leaving a single scar.

Cos you can't kill what's already half dead, ugh stupid logic.

There is no way to hurt or kill a vampire all those myths about garlic and stakes aren't true.

Sure you can make me bleed but I won't feel a thing I haven't felt anything, pain nor happiness since I faced the reality of my joyless everlasting future at the young age of 15.

This was 100 years ago.  Well technically I still am 15 but I like to think that what I look like and my actual age are two completely different things.
So yeah.

Oh!

I'm so dumb I haven't even say why I'm depressed and I'm sorry if you thought this story would be all YAY happiness, joy, woooooo. You're wrong.

Well we should start with the obvious, I'm a vampire.
I'm not the only vampire but I'm the only full vampire which makes people think I'm dangerous.

I will admit I can be dangerous but I have enough control, I'll only hurt someone if I want to.
But people still fear me and I should except that.
But I just can't.

This town is frozen in time due do the mayor putting up a barrier between us and the outside world.

Goody Goody that means that I have to put up with this shit for what could, no will be thousands of years no one will age and everything will stay the fucking same.

Time is completely paused which means I won't get any older.
Not like I would anyway since I'm a fucking vampire. The barrier has been up for I would say 100 years so I've been 15 for 100 years.

Then there's the other reason that I am depressed no one knows no one will know.

My biggest fear is someone finding out but I doubt anyone will since no one will ever love me.

My deepest darkest secret which will be locked up for eternity.

No one will ever find out because even mind readers like Stan find it hard to look deeply into my brain. Apparently they can see the thinks my mind openly thinks about, it's hard to look further into a vampires brain so I'm pretty much safe but I can't exactly know for sure can I?

What if they can see into my brain? I just hope they cant. The only person that I know for sure can see it is Kenny that's why I hate him. Whenever he's around I make my eyes go red, that makes it harder for him to see.
It's almost impossible for him to see through enchanted eyes.

But then again I don't think he's that bothered about my fear.
Then there's that other thing called hunting. As I am a vampire I need blood and to find blood I need to hunt.

I try and stick to animals but sometimes I just can't help myself and end up.... ugh I don't want to talk about it.

There is a perk to being the only full vampire in school I am like the Count Dracula of South Park but better.

There are at least 10 half vampires who think of me as their leader and I must say I find that rather flattering. They are my followers and I am their king.

My best vampire friend is Mike Makowski because he's the strongest half vampire. He actually drinks animal blood unlike all the others who drink Clamato juice.

I have let him take over from me in the past so he's basically my second in command if you will. They do whatever I tell them.

My little sister Tricia is probably 11 well 111 years old(I don't bother with ages they don't make a difference) and she can't hunt for herself since she's not been taught how to be subtle and she is much to vicious and ends up taking too much blood. She is close to being a full vampire but she doesn't have her special ability yet and she still feels strong emotion unlike me.

My parents are fuck ups they act like they care but they really don't. They didn't even care when my sister and I were normal so nothing changed. My parents aren't as strong as me and I'm pretty sure they are scared or something.

Their blood cells combined made me a strong vampire but as they themselves are individuals they aren't as powerful.
So there is a basic summary of my fucked up life.
I sometimes wish that I could just have an average power or ability something that wouldn't make people so scared of me but no, my family is given the most shitty abnormality ever and I just had to be effected the most.

Being a vampire sucks ass.

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