New Year's Resolutions

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OK SO I KNOW THIS ISNT A CHAPTER OOF. um so ye im kinda stuck on the xmas chappie... Oh well, I have 300-ish days to finish it by xmas 2019 ;D Happy new year!

Alfred's Resolutions:

1. See that everyone comes home from Patrol, safe and sound.

2. Do not let Master Bruce go shopping ever again.

Bruce's Resolutions:

1. Be a better father.

2. Accept the fact I can't save everyone.

3. Beat the shit out of gotham's criminals with kids- as much as I hate to admit it, it strengthens our relationship.

4. Finally tell Diana I love her (commitment issues)

Dick's Resolutions:

1. Fix my relationship with Barbara- it's been shaky these days.

2. Get a foolproof lock on my door.

3. Soften Damian (he's so cynical)

4. Change my cell phone PIN repeatedly so Tim and Damian don't know what it is.

5. Annoy Jason by casting annoying music to his google home mini. 

6. Remember I can't save everyone.

Jason's Resolutions:

1. Try to kill as many criminals as possible without Bruce or Dick knowing.

2. Quit smoking- or quit getting caught smoking. Dunno yet.

3. As much as it sucks, I have to remember I can't save everybody. 

4. Somehow lock my google home mini. Punch whoever keeps playing music on it.

5. Get a long-term girlfriend.

Tim's Resolutions:

1. Accept the fact I can't save everyone.

2. Play music on Jason's stupid Google Home Mini. 

3. Tell Stephanie I have a crush on her (MAYBE- OR IT COULD BE A TOTAL DISASTER)

4. Convince Bruce to take us to Disney World (could also be a total disaster)

5. Try to focus in school.

6. Get stronger than Dami so I can beat him when we train.

7. Be better than Damian in general (schoolwork, patrol, etc)

Damian's Resolutions:

1. Be the best Robin ever and make Father proud. 

2. Accept the fact that, unfortunately, I can't save everyone.

3. Mess with Jason's Google Home Mini. Play obnoxious music at 4:AM.

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