[ lilvern messaged you ]
1:43 AM
lilvern: henlo
lilvern: :3
guccihao: who the hell are you
guccihao: are you vern the weed dealer
guccihao: get away from me you sicko
lilvern: no
lilvern: i'm vern the plant
guccihao: what
lilvern: you know,fern the plabt?
lilvern: plabt
lilvern: plany
lilvern: plant
guccihao: what's that?
lilvern:
lilvern: fern the plant
guccihao: is that a new type of weed
lilvern: no
lilvern: that's my plant and his name is fern and my name is vernon but i shortned it to vern so me and fern the plant would match
guccihao: okay
guccihao: but who are yoh
lilvern: lil vernon
lilvernon: i'm junnie hyung's baby cousin
guccihao: hot damn wen junhui gives me boners all the time ✊😔❤️
guccihao: heart boners,das what i meant
guccihao: i'm not a pervert
lilvern: oh , affection erection
lilvern: cool
guccihao: wait
guccihao: how are you related to junhui?
lilvern: we were childhood friends and i onced sucked the blood from his lil booboo he got from slicing his finger with the butter knife
lilvern: his blood is running inside my veins now,das how we became related
guccihao: how do you know me then
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suwuicide // verhao
Fanfictionlilvern: you're like so hot but you keep talking about killing yourself guccihao: every minor inconvenience makes me wanna fling myself out the window lilvern: lmao why guccihao: i wanna fling myself out the building rn lilvern: lmao why guccihao: y...