suwuicide // verhao

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[ lilvern sent a message ]

3:45 PM

lilvern: I'M IN JEJU ISLAND

guccihao: lucky

guccihao: i've always wanted to go to jeju

lilvern: HELP ME

guccihao: are you lost?

guccihao: want me to catch a flight to jeju this instance?

guccihao: gyu could come to or whatever

lilvern: U DONT UNDERSTAND

guccihao: uh

lilvern: OKAY HERE GOES

guccihao: i'm confused

lilvern: I WAS STROLLING IN SEOUL

guccihao: uhuh

lilvern: MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS

lilvern: BLASTING JOJI'S MUSIC THROUGH MY AIRPODS

guccihao: and you really have to mentioned the fact that you have airpods huh?

lilvern: shut up, you have no rights to cut my story time off

lilvern: I WAS LIKE BOPPING MY HEAD A LIL AND I MADE SURE THAT I WAS ONLY SINGING IN MY HEAD though i'm pretty sure i sang some lyrics out loud

lilvern: WHEN SUDDENLY

guccihao: then what

lilvern: i need more enthusiasm, i feel like you're not really excited

guccihao: THE SUSPENSE IS FUCKING KILLING ME GDI SPILL OR I'LL DIE

lilvern: oKAY DON'T DIE ON ME JACK

guccihao: focus vern

lilvern: SUDDENLY THIS TALL,CUTE GUY WAS  WAVING AT ME LIKE A CUTE PUPPY!

guccihao: cute guy?

lilvern: AND I WAS LIKE "SHOOT IS HE WAVING AT ME?"

guccihao: tall?? how tall?

lilvern: IDK,6'4 OR SOMETHING

guccihao: are u into tall guys?

lilvern: I DONT KNOW OKAY

lilvern: I'M JUST INTO GUYS

lilvern: guys like you ofbsjmansnak

guccihao: continue

lilvern: ANYWAY, I WAS LIKE CONTEMPLATING INSIDE

lilvern: SHOULD I WAVE BACK OR NAH

lilvern: BUT HE WAS SO CUTE AND HE WAS POUTING ALREADY SO I WAS LIKE

lilvern: OH WHATEVER, I'M JUST GONNA WAVE BACK EVEN THO I DONT KNOW YOU

lilvern: when suddenly

lilvern: UDVAJKANZ I WANNA YEET MYSELF OFF A CLIFF GDI

lilvern: MY MAN JOJI STOPPED SINGING, AND HIS MUSIC IS NO LONGER PLAYING IN MY EARS AND I CAN HEAR THE NOISY STREET OF SEOUL

lilvern: I CAN ALSO HEAR A MAN RIGHT BEHIND ME SAYING "HEY RUEL! LONG TIME NO SEE! I MISS U DUDE!"

lilvern: AND WITH MY HAND STILL UP, I TURNED TO LOOK BEHIND ME SLOWLY JUST TO SEE ANOTHER HANDSOME HUMAN BEING WAVING

lilvern: AND THEN I REALIZED THAT THE TALL MAN WAS NOT WAVING AT ME BUT AT THE MAN RIGHT BEHIND ME