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[ lilvern messaged you ]

11:59 PM


lilvern: my life is a mess

lilvern: at this point i wont even look both ways when i cross the street

lilvern: i wont even check the expiration date of this milk im drinking

lilvern: it taste weird tho

lilvern: i

lilvern: lil verny is sad and he needs some cuddling

lilvern: a-and some nudes too, preferably from mr hotshothitmewithyourloveshot xu minghao

lilvern: 。・°°・(>_<)・°°・。

guccihao: back to speaking in third persons huh

lilvern: there's a third person all along? o_O

lilvern: HEY !!!!

guccihao: anywya

guccihao: why you sad

guccihao: please dont quote namjoon's line

guccihao: spoke too soon

lilvern: I DONT KNOW NAN MOLLA

guccihao: spoke too soon

guccihao: but seriously

guccihao: why are oh so sad

guccihao: i'm supposed to be the sad kid here and not you

lilvern: (๑・︿・๑)

lilvern: nothing

lilvern: nothing

lilvern: OkKAY OKAY SINCE YOU'RE SO CURIOUS

guccihao: wha

lilvern: I FLUNKED MATH TEST TODAY AND NOW MOM IS THREATENING SEOKMIN TO NOT BAKE SWEETS FOR ME ANYMORE

lilvern: MY BROWNIES TTATT

lilvern: IM SAD

lilvern: but never too sad to flirt with you

lilvern: 🤧❤️

guccihao: are you sad that you failed math?

guccihao: or bc seokmin wont bake you your "brownies" anymore

lilvern: choice numero dos please

lilvern: also why dya put " on the brownies?

guccihao: nothing

lilvern: also why would you assume that id get sad over failing math?

lilvern: NO ONE USES THE QUADRATIC FUNCTION TO BUY A CARTON OF MILK

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