[ lilvern messaged you ]
10:37 PM
lilvern: did humans invented math or did they discovered it?
lilvern: either way issa a dumb move for them
guccihao: you talk as if you're not a human being
lilvern: cuz i aint
lilvern: i'm a little smol puppy
lilvern: mingyu hyung said that
guccihao: oh yeah, i hope you learned a lot with him tutoring you
guccihao: i dont wanna see you sad over your math test results again
guccihao: not that i care
lilvern: oh about that
lilvern: 👉👈
lilvern:
lilvern: we went outlilvern: ate some delicious food
lilvern: took some pictures
lilvern: and he told me that the only thing he can remember is the quadratic formula
lilvern: he kept reciting "x is equal to negative b plus minus the square root of b squared minus four a c divided by two a"
lilvern: i dont even understand what he's saying most of the time
lilvern: but he keeps giving me cookies and say that i'm a good boy
guccihao: he did what
lilvern: i said he kept reciting the quadratic formula
lilvern: is that even gonna help me, like our math in class right now is on another whole level
lilvern: but issa good, i might fail in math for the nth time
lilvern: actually wiat, that's kinda sad that i fail math a lot of times
lilvern: wack
lilvern: heeyyyyyyy where are you???
lilvern: where's that puppy eyes emoji when you need it
guccihao: sorry, i had to take out the trash
lilvern: why take out the trash when you can take me out
guccihao: i had to dispose a body
lilvern: why dispose a body when
lilvern: WAIT LEMME REMOVE MY AIRPODS SO I CAN SEE THAT CLEARLY
guccihao: yeah we get it, you have airpods
lilvern: DHJAJXBSJSNSNZ
lilvern: I KNEW IT
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suwuicide // verhao
Fanfictionlilvern: you're like so hot but you keep talking about killing yourself guccihao: every minor inconvenience makes me wanna fling myself out the window lilvern: lmao why guccihao: i wanna fling myself out the building rn lilvern: lmao why guccihao: y...