The Daily Adventures Of Pockess

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For the first few chapters I'll put the names and stuff so you remember.
MAIN PEOPLE
Royal/sub/subby/ neko=me, the author
Z/kit/kat=my cousin
Moon/moony=my female friend 1
Hood/Jack=my male friend 1
Ice/Vernon/Nani=my male friend 2
Bin/buue/al=my male friend 3
Fried/Freddy/Fred=male friend 4
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Sub: Mah boy is being sus...
Jack: and he don't know how to cuss...
Moon: he just sounds like he's trying to be his father...
Kit: dafuq y'all doing?
Jack: We're a threesome
Kit:... ew
Bin: MOON ARE YOU CHEATING ONME!!!
Moon: -le gasp- never my dear sign off I'll make it up to you
Bin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ok dear
Jack: ooohhh
Sub: MY SHIP IS SAILING #moonbin4ever
Vernon: hey guys
Sub: ah I see ur not broken
Vernon: I'm being held together with lost hopes and dried tears
Kit: dude..shut up
Fried: Jack has broken him; mind, body, and soul.
Jack: want me to do it to you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fried: I will decline that offer, thank you very much.
Sub: 🥺I raised you so well *wipes a tear*
Fried:...
Vernon: am I not allowed to express myself?
Kit: I'm saying stop being so down like damn
Vernon: that's how I feel inside
Sub: Nani you want some cookies and milk??
Vernon: sure but do we have real milk
Sub: IT IS REAL MILK IT JUST HAS THE LACTOSE REMOVED!!!!
Vernon: yeesh ok so do you have lactose milk
Sub: yes we do thank you I'll brb
Kit: get me some too
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