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Royal/sub/subby/ neko=me, the author
Z/kit/kat=my cousin
Moon/moony=my female friend 1
Hood/Jack=my male friend 1
Ice/Vernon/Nani=my male friend 2
Bin/buue/al=my male friend 3
Fried/Freddy/Fred=male friend 4
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Sub: I'm on a visit
Jack: I feel bad for you son
Sub: I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Jack: what
Sub:😑 it's a song, u reminded me of it
Jack: go eat a fish head
Moon: that's racist coming from u
Sub: what's more important is the fact that I have and will never eat a fish head or any head for that matter.
Jack: you gonna get head?
Fried: Who left the light on in the basement?
Vernon: Sorry that was me I'll turn it off
Fried: don't bother I already did
Vernon: oh ok
Sub: what is this random interjection
Kit: excuse you, Miss random information
Sub: soldiers in WWII burned lice that the6 picked off themselves for fun
Moon: ew gross
Kit: sounds fun
Jack I worry about you two sometimes, it's easy to see how you're related
Sub: lol
Kit: r u getting a new bf this weekend
Sub: my mother can't seem to deal with the fact that I'm still single.
Moon: ur not single u have me
Sub: moonyyy
Moon: nekooo
Kit: stop
Jack: u a hater
Kit: better a hater than a gay wizard
Bin: lmao buurrrnnn
Kit: no, just no
Sub: wait jack did you say get head??
Jack: yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)why
Sub: "No girl sucks dick, but somehow niggas get head. Niggas only fuck bad bitches, but somehow all the ugly girls get pregnant."
Kit: dafug
Moon: this is why she isn't allowed to roam free after 9
Jack: girl u r not allowed to say the n word
Sub: I can do what I want

"Kit: dafugMoon: this is why she isn't allowed to roam free after 9Jack: girl u r not allowed to say the n wordSub: I can do what I want

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Jack:...I'm gonna go before she goes truly unrestrained
Kit: yeah good idea...
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