SIE The Greatest game (Script version, songs included)

Scene one: Honeyghan household hell!

Beautiful day outside, birds are singing and flowers are blooming, a ray of sunlight shines through Joshua's window and his eyes slowly flicker open.

Joshua: YA- Joshua sits up in bed but accidentally bangs his head on the the bunk above him. Joshua falls back asleep for 17 seconds.
Joshua: YAY, MORNING TIME! Joshua stays cautious not to hit his head and climbs out of bed.

Soundtrack 1- Mr blue sky plays and Joshua starts dancing in different strange and funny ways.

Joshua runs downstairs and starts singing along as activities keep changing.
Activity one is he's holding a comb and singing

Activity two he's in the showing squirting shower gel on himself. He stops singing

Activity three choosing out clothes and trying on different wacky styles

Activity four starts dancing in the living room, cat (Panda) just meows and looks at him awkwardly.

Music ends as Joshua Waddle's over to the television and looks to see if the WIFI IS plugged in and when realising its not looks super bumbed out.

Joshua: MOM~!

Victoria: walks downstairs looking mopey and unrested.

Joshua: where is the WIFI my good sir? Says this while bowing.

Victoria: sir?

Joshua: you see I require the company of my beautiful and loving girlfriend while i stare into our bright future together, mother

Victoria walks past Joshua and starts making breakfast.

Joshua: please do understand, I'll get out of your hair if you do get it.

Victoria: looks at him in annoyed I honestly don't care, you know the deal. I'll hive it to you later and that's that.

Joshua: moans loudly in annoyance walks over to Victoria with a stroppy moaning and movement But I don't wanna wait mom~! Drags on the mom word for longer than eleven seconds.

Victoria: That changes my mind completely says cheerfully

Joshua: REALLY! Says excitedly

Victoria: laughs no!

Joshua: you know, I can feel a really good sing coming along right about now... but I'm not gonna risk it and turn this into some sort of pantomime musical Jiz.

Victoria: You acting meta again Joshua.

Joshua: over-dramatic gasp Well I never!

Victoria: oh stop being a drama queen!

Joshua: well I'm not exactly a drama king now, am I?

Victoria: says nothing and walks upstairs

Joshua: starts flipping his arms around and silently making rude faces at his mom, ending by lifting the middle finger to her.

Time jump of about 30 minutes Joshua sitting on Sofa with a scrunched up grumpy face flicking through channels wearing only a vest and underwear. Joshua will then look around and lift up the elastic of his boxers and peek inside before closing it.

Joshua: well this is shit Joshua will then get up and walk over to the window just as a young couple and there kids walks by and see's Joshua in his underwear. Josh will wave and the parents will hurry the kids along.

Joshua: well I guess there is only one thing for it, time to meet the maggot, faggot, faggot, laggot, taggot, naggot, marott! Joshua will run upstairs and put on clothes; orange checked farmer shirt, Grey genes that cut shot about 29 centimetres from the ankle, long orange socks, blue boots with speckles of orange, a purple tie tied incredibly loosely and one black leather glove with orange stitching.
Perfect!

Joshua will run downstairs and grabs his satchel seeing his mother just getting out the bathroom grabs his flat cap, tucks in his hair, grabs his key and sprints down the road and round the corner. During this short run short credits will appear in Black with the director's name, then Peter Chubbs name, then Joshua Honeyghan's name then finally Edward Siegma's name.

Joshua: When life gives you friends that live close by, go to their house to use their WI-FI! Says in a sing song voice. Joshua will approach Jeffrey Marotts house and knock in a pattern of: A-Ratta-A-Ratta-A-Ratta-tatta-tat.