The One Month Trial

O N E : T H E P R O J E C T

Elli

You know I always thought School is a new kind of prison but it is not said out loud. I -wait, hear me out- I feel that everyone is just stuffing information down your brain like your mum tried to stuff food down your throat when you were young. The problem was the you didn't want to eat! And that's the case I want to discuss! That's the case I have been thinking about since I entered such horrible horror-movie-like place...
"So Ellie, Can you tell me what was the main theme of Hamlet?! And what did the three witches represent in our life in the twenty first century?" this how the best (sarcasm) interjection intercepted with my thoughts... Mrs. Scarecrow, ladies and gentlemen!
Well I have to tell you that Mrs. Scarecrow is literally living it up to her name right more than anyone's expectations. Her frame is so tiny and petite her eyes are so wide her nose is so pointy her teeth are - actually her teeth are white but sharp! I can see the snake canines from where I sit! So from what I say she is the actual representation of a scary movie. She has been trying to be friendly and to get close to the students; however, she always break the act act some point and lose it all. why? For the Great reason she never tries hard enough. So that's why every student in the school knows that it's hard to make a conversation with such hard very hard, sophisticated, schizophrenic, psycho pathetic teacher.

      At the moment, she has been waiting for me for like 30 seconds to answer the question and to be honest I don't know and I don't think I will but I need to give her the impression that I know because guess what I really like..?! Testing her temper.

         "Well Mrs Scarecrow, I think Hamlet was drunk so maybe the main theme is to not get drunk, and the witches are the cause of his sufferings because since he met them he never had a nice day. I hope that's enough ."

I need a camera for this moment, she has been staring at me as if I'm her ex husband who traumatized her and cheated on her at the same time she looked at me with anger then said in monotone ," Detention, miss Foster. "

Amazing, right ? Now I can think about school the way I want with no interruptions.

    The whole class looked at me as if I am a clown, and some were laughing.. This is the last class of the day and everyone wants to end the day already...

   HOWEVERR, Mrs Scarecrow would not be herself if she doesn't give us something for fun: an assignment. "Dears, please,  before you leave I want you to know the assignment that consists of 80% of the score of the whole semester."

    " I want you to find an internship at any kind of trade or corporation so you can write about your experiences and how your essay is presented is definitely a point. So, basically write about your own experience in something you don't know but you will, in the near future, with a great , semi formal presentable way. Just how you read it of from a magazine. And the essay will be graded by the end of this last semester.So, consider how you're going to write it from now because it Hoards lots of marks...."

    "Wow! Never thought she would be slacking off ." Kylie, next to me, said.

      "Sorry! I don't think I understand what are you saying..." And to be honest, I'm dumbfounded.  I actually don't understand what's she talking about right now.

      "Oh! I mean she wants to give us one big project instead of an assignment every week. Get me now?"

       " Oh crap! She's smart, that women. She is. What a pain in the a**!"

      " Keep your curse words for the detention. I want you to write me a whole essay with it about your love for education!" Kylie said. She knows me too well for her own good- and mine too.