❝ chris evans has a face that i'd be honored to sit on. ❞
Published - Dec. 7, 2018
Finished - Jul. 26, 2019
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[ sofia - sof chris e. - owner of my ass sebastian - sebbie anthony - cute bully elizabeth - lizzie tom holland - tommy boy paul - rudders scarlett - scarjo robert - king chadwick - cHaDwIcK mark - markie tom hiddleston - hot ass mofo jeremy - jer-bear chris h. - hemsworthy ]
JER-BEAR instead of paying $200 a month on cable, buy a plane ticket. go see what ur watching
TOMMY BOY what plane goes to bikini bottom
SOF malaysia flight 370 if i remember correctly
LIZZIE ur going to hell for saying that 💀💀
SOF i'm going to hell for a lot of things, at this point i might as well make a list 🤠🤠
CUTE BULLY and i'm going to hell for laughing so see u there buddy :)
OWNER OF MY ASS why the FUCK r u dipshits still up it's 3 in the morning
SOF why r u 🧐
OWNER OF MY ASS because my notifications were going off 😡😡
SOF and who's fault is that
OWNER OF MY ASS YOURS
SOF oh shit ur right SOF anyways SOF i'm hungry
SEBBIE oooo a midnight snack sounds good right now
SOF no u dumbfuck it's the meal in between dinner n breakfast called dark lunch
TOMMY BOY an intellectual
SOF guys this one time in high school my friend asked me if i brought my gym clothes and i said who the fuck is jim
SCAR lmfao u were so high
SOF i can not confirm nor deny that accusation SOF
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HOT ASS MOFO pls no HOT ASS MOFO im begging u
SOF IM SO FUCKING TIRED BUT I CANT FALL ASLEEP KILL ME
OWNER OF MY ASS wait lemme guess OWNER OF MY ASS u watched a scary movie with jack and spencer n now u cant sleep
SOF yeah :((
SEBBIE how the fuck did u guess that chris r u a psychic
LIZZIE he's asking that cuz he wants u to predict if he's gonna get some in the near future
OWNER OF MY ASS nah but this always happens to sof
SOF N NOW THEYRE SLEEPING N WONT WAKE UP SO I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO IM FREAKING OUT
OWNER OF MY ASS take deep breaths u pussy OWNER OF MY ASS ur just being paranoid, there's nothing there
SOF fucking tell that to the footsteps i hear
OWNER OF MY ASS uh, footsteps ???
SEBBIE maybe this is the time to RUN
OWNER OF MY ASS don't be like the dumb ppl in horror movies and try to investigate, just stay where u are
SOF u guys r being too serious about this n it's getting me more scared i'm gonna cry
OWNER OF MY ASS it's probably nothing
LIZZIE sof?
SCARJO WHY ISNT SHE REPLYING
KING pls tell me she isn't dead
TOMMY BOY the demon yeeted her i'm 100% sure
SOF y'all i'm still alive SOF just investigating
OWNER OF MY ASS the exact opposite of what i told u to NOT DO OWNER OF MY ASS she's trying to get herself killed oml
SOF STOP TEXTING THE BUZZINGS LOUD AS HELL
CUTE BULLY it's been 15 minutes r u still alive
SOF YALL WHAT THE FUCK SOF THERES A RANDOM ASS CAT IN MY LIVING ROOM??
LIZZIE OMG
SOF
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