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420 GUCCI GANG BLAZE IT

[ sofia - sof
chris e. - owner of my ass
sebastian - sebbie
anthony - cute bully
elizabeth - lizzie
tom holland - tommy boy
paul - robot
scarlett - scar
robert - king
chadwick - cHaDwIcK
mark - markie
tom hiddleston - hot ass mofo
jeremy - jer-bear
chris h. - hemsworthy ]

OWNER OF MY ASS HAS ADDED SOF INTO THE GROUP CHAT!

SOF
sup fuckers

LIZZIE
DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT U CUNT
LIZZIE
GOD

KING
I SWEAR IM GONNA BEAT BOTH UR ASSES

SEBBIE
U BITCHES RLLY ALMOST FUCKED UP UR RELATIONSHIP HUH

TOMMY BOY
EVERYONE WAS GOING CRAZY

SOF
...
SOF
anyways

HEMSWORTHY
elsa was "shook" as u millennials call it

SOF
leave.

HEMSWORTHY
whaaat im just trying to get hip with the kids 🤣🤣

TOMMY BOY
stop.

HEMSWORTHY
im trying to get to urban dictionary to figure out what tea means can someone help me

SOF
y'all hear sumn

CUTE BULLY
hey IM the bully around here

SOF
did i fucking ask

OWNER OF MY ASS
don't mind her, she's on her period

SOF
im not even pmsing bro im just fucking horny but i cant get any dick cuz im bleeding from my fUCKING vagina
SOF
god = cockblock i said what i said

SCAR
i've done it on my period before :D

SOF
WHAT

SCAR
storytime:
SCAR
i was fucking this guy when i was like 20ish and we didn't realize that i got my period cuz it was rlly dark and uh what i thought was cum was just blood

SOF
BITCH I
SOF
WHATD HE SAY

SCAR
i told him it was my first time 💀💀

SOF
u sneaky bastard

MARKIE
this group chat never fails to give me too much information

SOF
one time

SEBBIE
im scared for this story

SOF
i knew i got my period so i responsibly told this dude i rlly liked that we couldn't fuck
SOF
he ghosted me after that 😔✊