❝ chris evans has a face that i'd be honored to sit on. ❞
Published - Dec. 7, 2018
Finished - Jul. 26, 2019
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[ sofia - sof chris e. - owner of my ass sebastian - sebbie anthony - cute bully elizabeth - lizzie tom holland - tommy boy paul - robot scarlett - scar robert - king chadwick - cHaDwIcK mark - markie tom hiddleston - hot ass mofo jeremy - jer-bear chris h. - hemsworthy ]
OWNER OF MY ASS does anyone know where sof is?
KING idfk wasn't she with u
OWNER OF MY ASS i went to take a shower but when i got out i couldn't find her anywhere and she's not answering my calls or texts OWNER OF MY ASS im starting to get worried
SEBBIE maybe she went home to sleep or something
OWNER OF MY ASS that makes no sense dumbass she could've just slept at mine
SEBBIE chill i was just trying to help no one here's grateful for me 🥺🥺
OWNER OF MY ASS should i go over hers?
SOF no u rlly shouldnt
SOF HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
OWNER OF MY ASS what the fuck
LIZZIE holy shit LIZZIE i think i know what's wrong LIZZIE
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CUTE BULLY chris what the hell is that
TOMMY BOY it's all over the news guys TOMMY BOY yikes i just saw the title "modern fairy tale love story with a disastrous ending" :/
SEBBIE PLSSSS ENEWS DOIN THE MOST SEBBIE oop sorry i know this is serious
CUTE BULLY chris CUTE BULLY what the hell is that
SCAR u gonna answer or not? because so help me god if u cheated on sof u wont like what i do next.
OWNER OF MY ASS guys i swear it's not what it looks like OWNER OF MY ASS every articles saying that i was with minka yesterday but i was at hemsworth's that day and those pictures r from 2012
SEBBIE lmao i believe it just look at those ugly ass 2012 outfits
HEMSWORTHY it's true, he was with me and elsa all day he wouldn't have any time left over to be with minka at all
OWNER OF MY ASS guys i don't know what to do
KING just talk to her chris KING she prolly won't believe u because yknow it's sof but just talk to her
OWNER OF MY ASS alright here goes nothing
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| IMESSAGE | OWNER OF MY ASS
OWNER OF MY ASS sof pls hear me out before u do anything
SOF no SOF im drunk off my ass so i can actually text u all this without any regrets so here we go SOF UR gonna have to listen to ME got it?
OWNER OF MY ASS yes ma'am 🧍♂️
SOF no u don't get to do that SOF u don't get to make ur little jokes anymore SOF because u know what? SOF this whole situation actually hurts and ur little quips rlly aren't helping anything SOF u might not give a shit because god loves to fuck up my life and this was prolly just a casual thing for u but surprise surprise SOF it wasn't for me SOF i actually LIKED u SOF and i was pretty damn close to more than just liking u SOF but here i am SOF drunk and crying in my bathtub SOF u know what, now that i think about it SOF im sorry chris SOF i shouldn't be mad at u SOF it wasn't ur fault SOF it was mine for believing that u ever cared about me SOF i hope life treats u well.
SOF HAS BLOCKED OWNER OF MY ASS!
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double update because i skipped school and now im rlly bored :/
