.Vincent x Jake

Thats where jake was made

3rd person

Vincent'Jake'and Jake's father were sitting on the couch " hey Vincent wanna hear a funny story about this couch " Jake's father said " sure " Vincent said " so me and my wife came home drunk from the bar horny wolves as fuck we were to drunk to go upstairs to love eachother so we did it on the couch...and that's where Jake was made" Jake's father said Vincent made a snort sound and bust out laughing " DAD " Jake yelled " maybe you guys well do it on the couch soon " Jake's father said Vincent sounded like a dying animal Jake's father was about to lose it too " well you were in the closet dad" Jake said Jake's father lost he laughed Vincent fell on Jake's shoulder laughing so much crying and still sound like a dying animal " so Vincent where were you made " Jake said " uh well hehe... I made at... heh... the...beach " Vincent said Jake's father was surprised " is your father Mr. Afton " Jake's father said " yes " Vincent said " Im friends with him but me and my wife made Jake in juniors year " Jake's father said Jake got pissed off badly he jumped out of his seat about to attack his dad but then sat down " fuck ow the venom " Jake said in pain " I told you to sit still " Vincent said " fuck what my boy nurse says " Jake said " oh really just wait intel we get home you'll listen to me for now on " Vincent said " oh really " Jake said " yep " Vincent said " I'll lock the living room door to give you guys privacy to get your love up you wouldnt want me here " Jake's father said he shut the and locked it on the way out " now nurse Vincent how about you teach me a lesson " Jake said.

Hour later.

Jake unlocks the door " WOO " Jake yell fixing his hair Vincent giggled " I guess you guys had fun I'll have to ask Mary favor later " Jake's father said " well see ya on Valentine's day dad " Jake said " bye " Jake's father said.