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part two ꙳
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PRIVATE CHAT
Josie
uncle chris, can i get that dudes number?
since you want me to date him and all
uncle captain cold
you're switching my words
Josie
you told me to date someone more my age,
then you said him
uncle captain cold
i also said shawn mendes
Josie
who i had a crush on when i was fifteen
uncle captain cold
exactly.
and i only said that so you'd stop flirting with sebastian
Josie
he's cute 💁🏼 what can i say
uncle captain old
if i give you his number so you can talk to him *shudders* will you stop calling seb cute, hot or anything else
Josie
nevermind smh, not worth it
uncle captain cold
why do you hate me?
Josie
bevause you got me a goldfish when i was nine
and it died the next day
uncle captain cold
THAT WAS TEN YEARS AGO
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PRIVATE CHAT
Josie
hey, scar.
is there anyway you could add me to the avengers gc
Mama Spider
what groupchat?
Josie
please,
i've stolen my uncles phone enough times
to know there is one
Mama Spider
fine.
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MAMA SPIDER HAS ADDED JOSIE💕 TO AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
uncle captain cold
i'm gonna kill both of you
Josie
what's wrong, captain cold?
Mama Spider
she made me
unknown number
i'm confused
ITS ROBERT DOWNEY JR
tryna torture your uncle kid?
Josie
more like tryna prove a point
unknown number
still confused
Daddy Stan
you're going to get me killed little evans
Josie
i did nothing
uncle captain cold
josie evans anson you are so in trouble
Josie
i would believe that,
if i were eight
and getting chased with a water gun
unknown number
no ones gonna explain? k. i'm tom. tom holland
Josie
oh! TOM
uncle captain cold
absolutely not
ITS ROBERT DOWNEY JR
pass the popcorn
uncle captain cold
shut it, old man
change unknown number to Spider tommy?
[ YES | NO ]
Spider tommy
you know me, apparently
uncle captain cold
nope nope nope
Josie
it was your idea
Spider tommy
still confused.
Bird man
go look at her recent post @josiejones on instagram
Josie
oh now you come in
Spider tommy
okay....
Spider tommy
i feel like i'm being pimped out to someone really cute.
i'm weirdly okay with it
uncle captain cold
mackie, destroy him
Josie
mackie, leave him alone
Bird man
my pleasure
Josie
tom, run
Spider tommy
got it
SPIDER TOMMY HAS LEFT THE CHAT
uncle captain cold
nope nope nope
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lovely day hmm
- Emery
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Fanfiction! 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 ¡ in which she enjoys messing with her uncle and flirting with a certain british boy 𝗼𝗰 / 𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝗮𝘂
