It was Monday again, and the allies, oblivious to what had happened with your boyfriend and the fact that the BTT had Avery nearly raped you, forced you to sit with them at lunch. To your left was America, his left was China, then Belarus, then Liechtenstein, then Russia, then Ukraine, and finally, Hungary.
"This is boring! Let's play truth or dare!" Hungarys eyes dashed around the table as a maniacal grin spread across her face, everyone agreeing to play.
"Okay! Liechtenstein, truth or dare!"
"Truth. I have nothing to hide." Her face was pink but she was grinning, her brother wasn't here. She didn't have to act all innocent and stupid.
"If you could fuck any teacher at this school, who would it be?"
"What?! That's as bad as asking who I would do at this table!"
"Fine then! Who at this table?" England raised his hand and shouted that it would be him, but he was just goofing off.
"Okay, England then. I would do England. CHINA! truth or dare?"
"Uhh, dare!"
"Lick. Americas. Face." Everyone giggled at the bright red of China's face as he licked America's own bright red face.
"NO HOMO MAN!" The obnoxious hero started laughing and stopped the second china asked him the dreaded question, of course resulting in dare.
"You have to kiss someone at this table on the cheek." Everyone laughed, including you.
"C-c'mon man! that's not fair!"
"It must be a lady."
"No, I'm not a lady, you twat!"
"Okay, let's clear this up. Who DOES NOT want it?" You didn't hear any of this, you were too absorbed in your drawing of Hatsune Miku, which you thought was a pretty good drawing. Just a little more black over here...
"(NAME)!" Your head shoots up to see everyone grinning at you.
"Uh, England said it had to be the most oblivious girl, so..." you edged away a bit and yelled a loud hell no, and almost fell out of your seat.
"Yeah, I can't kiss her. She's too much like a sister to me. Hey, Eliza. Get over here." You lean back and the second Eliza and America sit back down, China, who had been trying to hide a grin the while time, stood up and made a proclamation to the world.
"ELIZABETA GOT KISSED BY A FRESHMAN!"
"YOU PLANNED THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Hungary glared at him, packing the beloved frying pan after Professor Austria had taken it.
"No smashed pianos" he had said.
"Smashed pianos my ass..."
"WHAT?!" The bell rang before she could explain, everyone dispersed and went back to class.
(AUTHORS NOTE: okay this chapter is special. Very special. Why? It actually happened, aside from pianos and frying pans. It was absolutely hilarious and I almost got kissed and I spazzed the fuck out because WTF MAN?! If you have tumblr, look up HastaLaPastaYouJerk, or Anime Will Ruin Your Life... But You Will Love It. Once you find that, scroll down for a while and I promise the real story is there. Bye lovelies!)
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School, or should I say hell? (Hetalia characters X Bullied!Reader
FanfictionYou're in high school with the hetalia boys and girls. Some are asses, some are the best people you'll ever meet. Either way, it's still difficult.
