avengers one shots

puff puff give

I went off on this one a bit but shit happens

Steve: Tony what is the awful smell. Damn it why is the lab locked up and filled with…. Oh gods TONY DID YOU SET SOMETHING ON FIRE AND NOT PUT IT OUT AGAIN

Tons of giggling from the lab. I rip the door open as the smoke clears I see a group of teen agers mostly males but two women. They were all passing around what looked like great a joint of mariana, but they all look like one my teammates. The one that looks like Tony looks at me with wide eyes and shrieked with laughter and everyone so fallows

Tony: titt caps buzz kill. Heeeeeey man want some
Steve: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE
Loki: we (giggling) got bored ad fon this thing. I then made a bright (laughing)
Bruce: ball of colors and hey a goldfish

I pinch the bridge of my nose the pot Tony offered me was now making its way around again and I could tell they were not hurting anyone or themselves to bad. I get if you can't beat them then join them,  gods fury was going to kill all of us especially Loki. By the way it was even affecting Bucky I know it would affect me. What the heck I could use some stress relief
Steve: Puff puff give is what people say right
Thor: joyous friend spangles has decided to join us in the festivities
Clint: dude can we catch the goldfish please

{The next morning}

Fury walked in to the lab to find all of us sitting there now doing something called (peyote) and just watching whatever came into the room. I was watching a pink and purple rabbit dance without its fur, Loki was rambling on about an army of kittens that would win him the world, Thor was talking in tongues, Tony was pawing at the air saying good anteater, Bruce and Clint were hunting for the goldfish I had seen once since we started, Natasha was sitting in the middle of the room naked as the day she was born chanting in a russian and romanian componation, Sam was right next to her flexing his hands in fascination but still naked as ever, Bucky was holding his prosthetic in his good hand staring at in amazement, Wanda was drawing in her weird magic light on the floor. It was probably not a good thing that we had all been drinking Thor, Loki, Bucky, and myself were buzzed on Asgardian mead and everyone else was drunk on anything Tony had in his lab bar, so it was proving to be very fun   

Clint: i thankn sos smopting bit me buttttt

Then everyone fell over and the world became black

{3 hours later}

Fury: okay can anyone tell me what the hell was going on in there. The shot we gave you all should have worked out the drugs
Steve: I don’t know I went down to the lab because there was a awful smell and I walked in to the teen avengers and drugs but I could not see any real harm if I joined them because I needed to relieve stress but I don’t recall anything after I sow a green and orange racoon stripper in the corner
Fury: a what Steve you look like your no more than 15
Loki: it should wear off in a day or so

Loki's frame was already small now have him as a 15 year old and nothing was fitting him, the shirt he was wearing was hanging off his left shoulder and was starting to slid down his right and the sweatpants drawstring was wrapped around his waist one whole time and they were still to big and slowly sliding down his hips more on the right side then the left

Tony: I was just going to smoke it with bruce but then it became a party and Steve would have throwing the joint out if we called him down before we go high so I don’t know how he got involved. I don't feelll (starts puking)
Fury: I think this is all fair punishment

Now all of us were throwing up and I don't think any of us know why. Maybe it was whatever that shot fury gave us.