This is part 1
Tony’s experiment (dirty version)
{Steve’s p.o.v}
Tony has been hiding in his lab more than normal and even asked me for a blood a sample (which he took when I was sleeping because I told him not tell I found out why he wanted it), and wanted to know my favorite alcohol (i like beer, scotch, and brandy) but he said he could work more with the scotch or brandy. That was about 2 or 3 weeks ago and I have not see tony for more than 5 minutes and that was by dragging him out by throwing him over my shoulder just to eat him, taking a shower was out of the question but it was needed last time I smelled him before I saw him. Bruce was not even telling me what he was up to, I just hoped he would come out before the 4th of july wich was next week and I was also turning 35 or 97 depending on how you look at it. Tony even let his prised goatee go and it looked like a mess, I just hoped he was not trying to make a new element for the arc again
{1 week later }
{Steve’s p.o.v}Tony: Steve Steve. Here drink this
Steve: Tony I don't know, you handing me a gray looking drink and only telling me to drink it, I don't think that's a good ideaHe started to tap his foot like a rabbit in thought, out of nowhere his poster changes and an evil grin forms across his lips
Tony: okay. TIP HIM
Before I know it everyone was pulling me down tell I was on my back and Tony sitting on my chest, Nat was holding my head still will more like she was pushing on my temples just enough so if I move at all her nails would dig in and hurt enough to make someone pass out from pain, Clint shoved a funnel in my mouth, then tony poured the gray stuff down the funnel. It tasted like a mix of cream and all sorts of sour barry’s
STEVE’S BIRTHDAY/4TH OF JULY PARTY
{TONY’S P.O.V}
{WITH A VERY DRUNK STEVE}Clint: Steve: how are you feeling
Steve: (giggles) we neewd su,m buose mssuc (stars head banging to something in his head)
Clint: Tony i think we broke him
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