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jan: my biggest question is who even came up with the chat name

grandpa: i thought it was you??

fullsun: well it was one of yas

grandpa: dîšgôśtåæñg

fullsun: ooo you took time on that one good job

grandpa: i try my hardest

tea: fess up who did it

jan: bet it was fricken jaehyun

grandpa: YOURE RIGHT

younboi: jaehyun you raw oyster get in here

ffej: what have i ever done to you

youngboi: existed

ffej has set youngboi's name to r00d

r00d: this is literally the dumbest name and so was the last one which YOU came up with

ffej: you hurt my heart

tea: j a e h y u n

ffej: you rang

tea: did you change the chat name

ffej: yeah lol y

moonmoon: is it too late to hate him

grandpa: well i mean yeah hyung

utah: yall are kinda in a relationship

moonmoon: doesnt mean you have to Remind Me

r00d: that means its too late to hate me too

moonmoon: dag

uwu: why do you hate them??

fullsun: because jaehyun hyung is dumb and doyoung hyung is mean

uwu: theyre always nice to me??

fullsun: thats because they lumdtiu

moonmoon: sorry hyuckie and i need to have a conversation

grandpa: dont kill him thanks

grandpa: dont want you to get charged with murder

loser: i was gonna call you out for being sus but me neither

loser: please come back with donghyuck intact taeil hyung

moonmoon: fine

tea: cool thanks ANYWAY

tea: sicheng

loser: yes

tea: are you still a part of 127 or what because i need to know who is where so i can keep up with them

loser: i...dont know yet ill tell you when i can but possibly not

tea: Wow You Just Saved Me A Lot Of Stress

jan: yongie calm down jsjdhd

loser: kun hyung said he can help you take care of scheduling and stuff dont worry

tea: wait resllt thnak gsif for kun

the cause of my suffering

eyebrows: someone PLEASE tell me why i walked in on [redacted] and [redacted]

nah: oof sorry [redacted] and then [redacted]

grandpa: no jaem its also because [redacted]

chinrack: AND [redacted] because [redacted] and then they [redacted] and thats the full story.

eyebrows: cool thanks

grandpa: no prob

nah: igu

chinrack: welcome

jan: what...what was that

jan: why does it say redacted

intellectual: oh hey thanks guys i was gonna ask that too

grandpa: welc

tea: i am So Stressed whats going ON

mochi: chill out hyungie its an inside joke

tea: why are mark and lucas a part of it??

tea: and xiaojun too what—

fullsun: because why not

the most talented

eyebrows: no but forreal why did i walk in on jaemin and renjun kissing

intellectual: im sorry what

henry: h m m M

grandpa: listen,

grandpa: what goes on in the dream dorms stays in the dream dorms unless they say you can tell everyone about it and i swear if yall and your big mouths spill this im gonna murder you

henry: i didnt expect you to get so serious??

intellectual: im lowkey scared why—

eyebrows: lowkey?? i am Terrified

eyebrows: whyd you get so serious

grandpa: because its a promise we made during chewing gum era and its really important to me

intellectual: we got you marky boy, dont worry

henry: yeah markle sparkle we wont tell anyone

eyebrows: marcus why would i ever

grandpa: why cant yall just say mark

henry: boring.

intellectual: done before.

eyebrows: unoriginal.

grandpa: wow okay

grandpa: honestly thank God its not markie poo like SOMEONE i know

eyebrows: subtweeting and we arent even on twitter hhhhh

grandpa: shutten ye face

eyebrows: what—okay