Marvel Parent Preferences

Deadpool Catch-up

How you meet
Deadpool was just pranking people....like always. He was throwing paint filled water balloons on people from a rooftop. He picked up a balloon and threw it at a girl. He started laughing. "Oh, that was great. That prostitute deserved it!" He stopped laughing when he heard little giggles. He looked around the roof until he found a box. Inside the box was a baby, who was laughing her ass off. "You think that's funny? Watch this." He took another water ballon and threw it at a guy waking. "WHAT THE HELL!?" Deadpool started laughing again but you started laughing with him. "I think we are gonna get along just fine."

Your Name
Y/n Elizabeth Wilson

Your Nickname
Jr- he believes you are going to be just like him

Cuddles
It was a quiet day. You guys were just chilling on the couch, eating Chimichangas. Oh, you guys were also watching some weird show with this red puppet. You kinda liked it. It also kinda scared you. I mean he talked weird and it freaked you out. You started to whimper. Your dad looked at you and said "what's up, jr? Do you not like Elmo?" You shook your head no. "Well, neither do I. What do you say that we go and take a nap? Would you like that?" You shook your head yes. "Alrighty then, let's go!" And then you guys took a nap

First Word
You were watching that weird red puppet again. Why? You don't know. It was pretty boring to you. You weren't really interested in his name until your dad said it was nap time because then he would turn it on and you hated that show. Don't get me wrong, you loved naps but not when you were watching that weird yellow bird. Your dad had never EVER understood how much you hated this bird until today. Your dad turned on the tv and you were upset. You started screaming "FUCK BIG BIRD!" . "If that ain't the truth." He turned off the tv while you were smirking and he was cackling .

First Steps
You were sitting on the floor watching big bird again. Your dad was heaven knows where. You were kinda hungry but you were too busy watching tv *A few hours later* You were now super hungry, but you couldn't find your dad. You whined. You cried. You screamed. No dad. So, you decided to take matters into your own hands....well legs but....you get my point. You stood up and waited then you ran to the pizza box on the counter. You grabbed a piece of pizza and ate it. What you didn't know was that your dad was on the ceiling the whole time, being a stalker

First babysitter
Wade was very desperate for a babysitter. He had to go all the way across town to get more diapers and some chimichangas. But there was one problem, he didn't have a babysitter for you. He had an idea but it probably wouldn't work. Or would it?😉 He took the baby monitor and taped it to his katanas. He took the other baby monitor so he could see you. He also left pizza on the table so you don't starve. But he forgot to put something on your butt like a shirt or something cause you stood right on front of the baby monitor and peed. That was the last time he left you with his katanas.