Marvel Parent Preferences

Your first babysitter

Steve Rogers/ Captain America
Steve had a very important mission to do but there was one problem...he had no one to watch you. Sure you could talk and walk, but you really couldn't do anything else. How was he supposed to go on a mission with a baby in his care? His solution? Your very first babysitter. Steve was freaking out. He hasn't left you since he found you. He managed to get Bucky to watch you for a few days. He made Bucky a very detailed schedule for the days he was gone. Bucky arrived later that day and after overprotective mom Steve explaining the schedule, Steve left. You just stared at Bucky and he stared at you. "Is this all you do?" You didn't answer. You just blinked. "You're one creepy baby." Steve arrived home 2 days later to see you and Bucky watching Barbie and the Diamond Castle. He was glad your first babysitter and you had fun

Tony Stark/ Iron Man
Tony was having a midlife crisis. Like a big one. He had some important stuff to do for the weekend and he needed a babysitter. But who would watch a Stark? All the other avengers where busy, he had no clue how to get a hold of Loki, he didn't really trust Bucky so the only person left was Peter Parker. Tony thought it was perfect. Peters a kid and your a kid. What could go wrong? Tony called peter and told him he would stop pestering him for 1 month if he came and watched you for the weekend. When he returned, there was food all over the walls, toys all over the floor and you and Peter passed out on the couch. It would be a lie if I said he wasn't mad

Bruce Banner/Hulk
Bruce had been trying to find you a babysitter forever. He had to go to this science thing and he most certainly was not going to take a baby with him. He was trying to figure out who could watch his kid when it popped into his mind. He could always ask Tony. It would be a disaster, but at least you wouldn't be alone. He called tony and surprisingly, tony agreed. So, Tony came over and Bruce left. Tony thought it would be fun to have a party with a infant in the house. All night, you just stared at the wall, so tired but it was so loud. 2 days later, Bruce came home to you on the floor wearing no clothes and tony talking to some random chick. Tony turned to face him and Bruce said "I'm giving you 5 seconds. Run!" Then tony started running with and angry Bruce/almost hulk on his tail. You were still naked but whatever

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye
Clint had to go on a mission so he decided to leave you with Natasha. It's just Natasha after all. Not like she's some assassin or something. Anyways, he gave Natasha this long ass list on what to do and what not to do with you. Do you think she listened? Didn't think so. So anyways when he came home, you looked fine but it turned out you had a rash from something you weren't supposed to eat that you did eat.

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Natasha was trying to find out who could watch you. Everyone was busy. Well, everyone expect for Thor. He wasn't doing anything for the weekend. As much as he didn't want to, he asked Thor if he could babysit you for the weekend. "What is 'babysitting'? Do I have to sit on the baby?" "No! Please don't sit on the baby. Just watch her and feed her and put her to bed." "Oh so maid stuff then?" Natasha gave him the 'what the fuck' look. "Sure.. anyways I'm gonna go so...um...bye!" She shut the door and left. Thor looked at you and you looked at him. oor. Thor looked at you and you looked at him. "So, What would you love to do?" You didn't say anything so he backed away. He was pretty terrified. When Natasha returned, she found Thor locked in a room while you had gotten all this stuff out of the fridge. When she asked Thor why he was locked in a room, he said "That child is a demon." Natasha was confused while you were smirking your butt off

Thor Odinson
Thor didn't understand why you needed a babysitter. Everyone tried to explain to him why, but he just didn't get it. He didn't understand why another person had to watch you when he was fully capable of watching you himself. Tony said that Loki would watch you while he invited Thor over for a little vacation. Loki was not happy at first but with some encouragement in the form of a green mutant, he said he would gladly watch the baby. See, all you need is encouragement. Anyways, to say Thor was nervous was an understatement. He was literally shaking. Why? The baby was with his brother (well adopted but...who cares) she should be fine. Right? Long story short, he lasted 1 day and 2 hours. Then he returned. Talk about clingy

Peter Parker/ Spider-Man
Aunt May wanted him to go to this hotel with her but sadly she didn't want you to go. Rude right? Anyways, so he needed a babysitter. But he didn't get just one. He got two😉. Who your probably asking? Only his best friends MJ and Ned. He didn't want to leave you but he had to. He thought leaving you would be the end of the world. MJ and Ned arrived before they left. "Ok so baths are at 8:30pm. Make sure she has her spider plush. She won't sleep without it. She is allergic to onions so make sure nothing has onions in it. She also-" "Ok Parker, I think we got it. Alright guys have fun bye!" She pushed them out of the house and locked the door. "Did you hear a single word he said?" "Nope." This will be fun

Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Bucky didn't like leaving you, but this time it was necessary. He had to go do whatever he was going to do. And I'm pretty sure it was no place for a baby. Actually, I'm 99.9% sure. So, who did he call to watch you? His best friend Steve. I know what your thinking, why? Because he wasn't just going to leave his kid in a house for maybe 3 days all alone. That's crazy. Like even crazier than Tony crazy. Anyways, Steve came over and Bucky left. To be honest, you didn't really notice that he left. "Want some pizza, kiddo." "Yes, please." The next day, Bucky came home (that wasn't very long but whatever), anyways, Bucky came home to find you and Steve asleep on the floor. He smiled and went to take a nap himself

Loki Laufeyson
Loki was not very happy. For starters, Thor forced him to visit the avengers. Secondly, they were all hoarding you and suffocating you. You weren't actually suffocating but....you get my point. He hated the fact that his own child was not in his arms. He could feel himself turning blue. He took some deep breaths and he was fine. Until Thor told him that they had to leave for some important business. So, of course, he walked over to pick you up but Thor picked him up and left. You didn't realize that he left. And he realized that Thor had a plan to separate the two of them and it worked. Loki beat his ass, but it worked. So, that was kinda your first babysitter.....I guesss

Peter Quill/ Star-Lord
So the guardians wanted to go out but they can't with a baby, so what was Peter's very stupid suggestion? "Why can't Drax watch her? I mean, he's like her uncle or something." Since they really wanted to go out, they let Drax watch you. "So, young child, what do you like to do?" "Color!" You said. "Well, where do you color?" You got up and wobbled to the little bookshelf you were made. You pulled out a coloring book and some crayons. You ripped out a picture of a puppy, grabbed the purple and handed it to Drax. "I may not be from the same place as your father, but I'm sure that puppies are not purple." "Yes they are!" "Nope!" "Yes!" "Nope!" "Yes!" You slammed your little fists on the table. "Little Quill, you will not get your way." *timeskip* Drax sat in the little chairs coloring the puppy purple. How? He got scared of a 1 1/2 year old. A kid🙃