Shreks point of view
"DONKÉY BRING ME MY MORNING EYEBALL BEFORE FIONA RETURNS"
"I DONT WANT EYEBALLS I WANT WAFFLES"
"Ok fine let's go"
*Donkey and Shrek are now eating waffles*
"Donkéy, I've been meaning to tell you something for a while...... I've been really stressed out lately and I've been really tense. Can you give me a neck massage"
"Yea of course best friend"
*donkey starts rubbing shreks back*
"Donkéy your touching my spaghetti your hooves are too tough on my delicate skin, can we go back to the swamp and you can rub mud all over me"
"Ummm sure buddy"
*back at the swamp in the mud bath*
Donkey and shrek start rolling around in the mud, on top of each other. Things start getting heated and all of a sudden Lord Farquad walks in.
"HEY WHATS GOING ON HERE. I WANT NONE OF THIS MONSTROSITY IN MY COUNTRY... unless I can join in of course"
"Sure come on down"
All of a sudden lord farquad gets in the mud with donkey and shrek. They all roll around together. Donkey starts rubbing lord farquad in unthinkable places. Shrek is in the corner pleasing himself as he watches. Shrek starts to feel left out so hops in between and joins the party.
To be continued.......
